Think Kolinahr Surak - Think Kolinahr. Alte is messing with your mind - it is not real.......
Caption Contest 61: Who Let the Dogs Out?
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Hoshi: "Wondering the same thing, both T'Pol and myself manage to kept ours tuck back between our legs."
Reed: "what ...?"
T'Pol: "Do you want to rub more of that goo on both of us?"
Reed: "No, I'm good."
Reed (thinking): "I should probably be insulted that they can do that right now."
Reed: Oh God. They can tell it's a sock! I just know it! *sobs*
MALCOLM: Bloody cockroaches.
You might wanna scoot to the side a little, Ensign.
MALCOLM: WHOA, little fella.
Calm down. You'll get your chance later. When they're asleep.
Reed - This how you should hold a gun, remember to hold if firmly.
Sato - If your not carefull I will shove it up your ass!
Reed - ARGH MY BRAIN IS TRYING TO ESCAPE!!!
Phlox - Lieutenant, it was just a sneeze.
Reed - Sez you.....get back in there brain...
Archer - Thanks for last night but I don't see any future for us..
Klingon - Pahtak
T'Pol - Mr Reed, you have terrible posture. Shoulders back, chest out.
Reed - It's not my chest I am worried about sticking out!
T'POl: Next time, Ensign, I'd recommend we take Mr Tucker with us in the landing party.
HOSHI: Will it be to survey that planet with the high level of microbe contamination?
T'Pol: I believe so.
HOSHI: I'll put in a request to the Captain.
MALCOLM: I heard that ..
Park: "The toy company gave my action figure unrealistically large boobs. I'm not sure how I feel about that."
Keating: "Perhaps you should see it as inspirational. After all, you're never too old for a little physical self-improvement!"
Park: "You're a pig."
Blalock: "It's got to be close to 90 degrees in here, the lighting hurts our eyes, and this gel they've smeared us with makes us feel like we're covered with squished-up garden slugs!"
Park: "And yet, Dominic is still worried he's going to get an erection!"
Blalock (shaking head): "Men!"
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HOSHI: We done here, Lieutenant?
Can I go NOW??
REED: Just hold on a sec, Ensign...look closely...now THIS is the way you want to start holding your sidearm if you wanna smoothly transition to the "Gangsta" pose.
MALCOLM(stomach audibly rumbling)
Bloody hell.
I picked the worst time to have eaten one of Chef's enchilada platters.
T'Pol: "It was one of you two."
Hoshi: "It was him!"
Reed (hangs head): "It was me."
Archer: "I'm the captain of this ship, the man in charge! On this ship, my word is law! So...if I release you from those restraints, do you promise not to kick my ass?"
Archer: "I'm the captain of this ship, the man in charge!
Archer: (continuing) The Big cheese, the top dog, the head honcho...
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