"I'm French, F--k you!"

[Roshi]

Dans ton cul...

 

[Asbo Zaprudder]

My tailor is rich but my English is poor.

Hey, Shaytan, is it true, as Antoine de Caunes says, that the French now refer to the English as "les Fuckoffs" rather than "les Rosbifs"?

 

[Roshi]

I think "FuckOffs" was a forced meme. I've never heard it anywhere else.

 

[FPAlpha]

"continued to scream and yell expletives and then aggressively positioned himself toward one of the federal air marshals in a fighting stance.

Brilliant idea!

God i wished i was on that flight.. by that point i'd have probably passed out from laughing so hard

Lebrun nonetheless "continued to verbally abuse individuals around him, yelling in substance 'I'm French, f--- you!'" the document said.

The icing on the cake!

On that note:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tc78yPv_ztM

 

[Switch]

^ Nice to see there's someone else on the board with a sense of humour.

Here's Dylan Moran's take:

[yt]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZWZZRZDcSQ[/yt]

 

[tomalak301]

Aren't we overlooking the fact that somehow this person was able to bring either a lighter or matches on a plane undetected?

Yeah, I guess the pat down rules aren't working. Wasn't this a story that was made a big deal during the holidays? Ok, maybe he wasn't suspicious enough to be pat down, but I do wonder if he got drunk on the plane or before. Seemed like security didn't do their job well, which is a bit worrisome.

 

[MetalPants]

Why are the French the only Europeans to receive all the negative stereotypes in America? Maybe its just my personal life experience but I always hear jokes about the French being cowards and other nonsense. I never hear mean jokes about other Europeans, just the French.

Every American knows that all English people have bad teeth, all Germans are uptight and humorless, all the Scots are tightwads and sheep-fuckers, all the Irish are drunks, and the Italians can't do anything right -- but everything they make looks great.

Give me a few minutes and I'll think of some more.

Polish people (in the form of "Polock/Polak") are stupid.

Welsh never pay debts, Spanish are lazy, Dutch are all drug addled sex fiends, Swiss are greedy, Czechs are gay. Where do you want to draw the line that defines what is and isn't European?

 

[Switch]

Where do you want to draw the line that defines what is and isn't European?

East of Istanbul and the Volga?

 

[Amaris]

Comment tu viens a l'ecole? Je viens en voiture!

Je suis arrivé dans mon aéroglisseur, qui, malheureusement, est plein d'anguilles.

Tres malheureux. Je parle petit francais, et j'aime le femmes.

 

[Asbo Zaprudder]

Comment tu viens a l'ecole? Je viens en voiture!

Je suis arrivé dans mon aéroglisseur, qui, malheureusement, est plein d'anguilles.

Tres malheureux. Je parle petit francais, et j'aime le femmes.

"Le femmes"? Et je pensais que vous étiez si virile.

 

[Asbo Zaprudder]

Aren't we overlooking the fact that somehow this person was able to bring either a lighter or matches on a plane undetected?

Yeah, I guess the pat down rules aren't working. Wasn't this a story that was made a big deal during the holidays? Ok, maybe he wasn't suspicious enough to be pat down, but I do wonder if he got drunk on the plane or before. Seemed like security didn't do their job well, which is a bit worrisome.

... or he hid the items in a body cavity. Good grief, I hope they don't pick up on that and change the security procedures to match.

 

[Amaris]

Je suis arrivé dans mon aéroglisseur, qui, malheureusement, est plein d'anguilles.

Tres malheureux. Je parle petit francais, et j'aime le femmes.

"Le femmes"? Et je pensais que vous étiez si virile.

Parfois, je porte des robes a froufrous.

 

[Asbo Zaprudder]

Tres malheureux. Je parle petit francais, et j'aime le femmes.

"Le femmes"? Et je pensais que vous étiez si virile.

Parfois, je porte des robes a froufrous.

Je suis bûcheron et je suis bien, je travaille toute la nuit et je dors toute la journée.

 

[Shaytan]

Je parle petit francais

Un peu français, because speaking "small/short French" sounds too much like a tribute to Sarkozy

 

[iguana_tonante]

I'll start to teach people to say "Io parlo un corto Italiano" instead of "Io parlo un po' Italiano".

 

[Deckerd]

Va te faire enculer, sale fils de pute ! (c) Nicolas Anelka

You're such a sweary Mary. I thought this thread was about you from the title.

 

[Amaris]

"Le femmes"? Et je pensais que vous étiez si virile.

Parfois, je porte des robes a froufrous.

Je suis bûcheron et je suis bien, je travaille toute la nuit et je dors toute la journée.

Je parle petit francais

Un peu français, because speaking "small/short French" sounds too much like a tribute to Sarkozy

Ah, I'll do that! [marks another reason why his French teacher was wrong].

 

[Thestral]

I have nothing useful to contribute.

Thus:

[yt]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pc0mxOXbWIU[/yt]

 

[scotpens]

Welsh never pay debts, Spanish are lazy, Dutch are all drug addled sex fiends, Swiss are greedy, Czechs are gay.

And don't forget the Swedes. For people who spend all their time having sex, skinny-dipping and getting naked in saunas, they sure seem depressed. Have you seen their movies?

I'll start to teach people to say "Io parlo un corto Italiano" instead of "Io parlo un po' Italiano".

I know a little German.

A pity puns don't usually translate.

 

[RJDiogenes]

Except in Asterix.