TNG Caption This #195: Internal Conflicts

[Itisnotlogical]

Riker: The time has come at last! Secret secret, I've got a secret

Data: To throw away this mask!

Picard: secret secret, I've got a secret

Worf: Now everyone can see!

Riker: Secret secret, I've got a secret

Picard: My true identity...

Nuria: I'm KILROY! KILROY! KIL-ROY! Kil-roy...

 

[Smellincoffee]

O'Brien: Tiocfaidh ár lá!

Data: I do not appreciate sarcastic commentary during recitations of 'Ode to Spot'.
Picard, strained: No more snarking. Promise.
Data: And?
Picard: ..and I won't say 'Shut up, Data' anymore.
Troi: This is very good. I think we're making a lot of progress.

 

[LeadHead]

Riker: You use double A batteries for your Phaser?

 

[Mistral]

Thanks for the win!!!!

Riker: "Uh, if the bad guys are over there-why are you pointing that at me?"

Worf: "You know too much. We can't risk you being taken prisoner. It's in the regulations, sir - that I just made up."

 

[Mistral]

Picard: "No, no, the song is 'Wind Beneath My Wings', not-oh, nevermind."

 

[J.Ashmore]

Picard, restraining her: No, no, no! Now is not the time for your interpretive song and dance number!

 

[Isis]

O'Brien had warned Riker and Worf that it was probably OK to date Deanna, but just don't eat her cooking.

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Data was truly programed in a variety of techniques including the fine art of erotic asphyxiation.

 

[Gary7]

^

 

[Kirby]

Dr. Miles O'Brien, Space Proctologist.

Troi: Are you sure you're using the propoer neck pinch technique that Ambassador Spock taught you?

Worf: For the last time, STOP calling us mimes!

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Riker: "They're not the Klingons I wanted you to shoot at!"

Picard: "I don't know what plans you're talking about. This is a consular ship... on a... diplomatic... mission."

Worf: "What! It's a stinknuts intervention! Long overdue. Do not interfere."

 

[alte]

 

[Gary7]

It was a night out that Riker would not soon forget.

 

[Alrik]

The true reason behind Mile's sudden tranfer to DS9.

 

[alte]

 

[tharpdevenport]

Ah, I remember that show -- "The Spooning Nun".

 

[Isis]

Data: "This'll teach you to wear my earrings without asking."

 

[alte]

Troi: "EEEWW...!"

Data: "If I had known he was going to do that I would have just punched him..."

 

[alte]

 

[Isis]

My heart will go on..........

(IMO) Winner!