TNG Caption This #195: Internal Conflicts

[LeadHead]

Good evening everyone. Time to bring out the next Caption contest, but lets beam up some winners first.

Starting off, the "If Kirk can wear a Green Wrap Around, I can wear this" Award goes to:

"For the last time, dammit, I tell you this jacket IS regulation!"

Next, the "Travis Mayweather" Award goes to:

Geordi: "I can't believe I let Commander Riker talk me into playing one of his NX-01 holoprograms. This spot isn't sweet at all!"

Next, the "T2" Award goes to:

Beverly - And the upload is done. Now every time Wesley comes near him, Data will say "ARE YOU JOHN CONNOR?"

Next, the "You watch too many commercials" Award, goes to:

Crusher: "Oh, my God, what will I do! I have a structured settlement, but I need cash now!"

Next, the "That's gonna be messy" Award goes to:

We've replaced Dr. Crusher's regular analgesic for Trappey's Original Recipe Hot Sauce.

Let's watch and see what happens...

Next, for really summing up everything pretty accurately a special multi cap award:

BEVERLY: He's drunk...again!

BEVERLY: He's drunk...again!

BEVERLY: He's drunk...again!

BEVERLY: He's drunk...again!

BEVERLY: He's drunk...again!

And, our photoshop award goes to:

Dr. Crusher: "It's OK, Will. One of your strings had come loose. I've tightened it up--you should be just fine."

Congrats to all of our players and winners, now lets move onto a new batch of pictures:

 

[LeadHead]

And if you look closely, you can see why Riker had nothing to say to O'Brien when they encountered each other on the Defiant.

Data: I'm really loving these emotions.

Picard: *cough* I'm... *cough* not!

Picard: What's going on here!

Worf: Freshman hazing Captain.

Picard: Very well, Carry on.

Riker: What?!

Nuria was unfamiliar with Starfleet technology and embarrassed herself when Troi took out a Tricorder.

 

[Skywalker]

Thanks for the W! Does the Travis Mayweather Award have the fewest words engraved on it?

The night before leaving for Deep Space Nine, Chief O'Brien shows the Enterprise crew how he really feels about them.

Picard: "Data, when I told you to get a grip, I meant on your new emotions, not my throat!"

Worf: "Wait. Don't move."
Riker: "What is it?"
Data: "Trekkies."
Worf: "Let's get the hell out of here."

Nuria: "Don't shoot! He's the only decent actor on this show!"

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Nuria: Look at me! I'm a birdy!!!

 

[Mr. Adventure]

thanks for the win

In the rarely seen TNG/Voyager crossover episode "Timescrape" the crew enjoys Neelix's cooking.

edit: oops, didn't notice he was getting phased there lol

"All right, all right! There are five lights!"

Riker contemplated whether there really was a "Norelco" setting on the phaser.

"OKLAHOMA!"

 

[BlobVanDam]

Troi - Good, Data. Let the hate flow through you.

[/QUOTE]

My heart will go on..........

 

[tharpdevenport]

Worf was ill prepared at 24th century hemeroid removal techniques.

 

[BlobVanDam]

Screw it. I realized that my idea was only going to be funny as a Photoshop. If there's some rule about multiple entries for a pic or something, just ignore my previous caption for this one.

 

[LeadHead]

No such rule, post as many times as you like, multiple entries are encouraged!

 

[Capt_Pickirk]

Data: Where are those transmissions you intercepted? WHAT have you DONE with those plans?

Picard: We intercepted no transmissions... This is a Federation ship... We're on a - diplomatic mission...

Data: If this is a federation ship, WHERE is the two asian sounding guys with the robots?

 

[Isis]

Riker: "Nice try, Worf, but you didn't quite capture the 'Paulie D'."

 

[Finn]

Ensign Carey: "That's for having ME transfeered to that new Intrepid Class starship! I'm not going without a fight before we reach Mars!"

 

[Bob Karo]

Paramount Security Supervisor: As you can see, the shooter started with Mr Dorn before moving on to the cameraman. Mr Frakes was the last to be hit. He ends up falling just left and outside the frame. Thankfully, this raygun thingy wasn't lethal...... There's only two real questions: Which prop guy built a working (consults notes) "Hero Phaser"? And what the hell are we gonna tell LAPD?

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Thanks for the win!

Picard: "No, don't shoot! It didn't mean anything! It was just a casual, meaningless sexual encounter!"
Nuria: "Nothing happened! We're just friends!"
Picard: "Oh, that is better! Yes, nothing happened! We're just friends!"

 

[tharpdevenport]

"eEEAAAGGGLLle!!!"

 

[Gary7]

Thanks for the win, Leadhead!

A routine bridge emergency rehearsal for armed intruders goes horribly wrong, when Chief O'Brien accidentally grabbed a real phaser instead of the designated dummy.

O'Brien: "Hey, you guys are faking phaser burns really well! Had me going there for a minute... Guys? ... GUYS???"

A scene from the only episode canceled after being filmed half-way: "Data's Mafia"

Worf: "Captain Picard, you want me to do what to Riker with this super deluxe laser nose hair trimmer?"

Picard: "Arms out, fingers together, knees bent, now, head well forward. Now, flap your arms. Go on, flap, faster... faster... faster... faster, faster, faster, faster - now jump! (Nuria jumps and lands on the floor) Rotten. Rotten! You're no bloody use at all. You're an utter bloody wash-out. You make me sick, you weed!"

(from Monty Python's Flying Circus: flying lesson)

 

[Gary7]

Picard: "Now keeping moving your arms, round about like this. Yes. And then start the singing."
Nuria: "Row, row, row... the boat. Gently--"
Picard: "No no, not the boat. Your boat. Let's try it again."
Nuria: "But Picard, I don't understand. What does this have to do with intergalactic diplomacy?"
Picard: "Nothing. Nothing at all. I just get my kicks out of teasing a vastly inferior species." (grin) "OK, so let's start again from the top..."

 

[LeadHead]

Riker: Okay, Okay! I'll get outta the Captains Chair!

Data: Your Pulse is strong.

Picard: Thank you Data, use a Tricorder next time.

Worf: Group Hug!

Nuria: Liko! Do something smart for one time in the episode, stop it!

 

[Noname Given]

Pepto Bismol Commercial Announer: "Where will YOU be when your diarrhea comes back?"

Lt. Worf: "Commander, one day the Captain is going to find out about these 'Hooker's and Blow' binges of yours."

Lt. Cmdr. Data: "And the day I discover the memory file you've hidden the video of me and Lt. Tasha Yar and our single indescretion; I am out. No more assisting Mr. Worf in dragging you back to the ship."

 

[Nerys Myk]

DATA: Call me Pinnochio, one more time!!!!!

PICARD: that....was...Riker

WORF: He said Data looks like a mime. Permission to kill the dishonorable P'Taq!

The Jean-Luc Picard School of Modern Dance.