DS9 Caption Contest #21: Wild Ride

[LeadHead]

Good evening Captioners and Captionettes! Lets get to the winners!

First, the "Invasion of Privacy" Award goes to:

Worf: "♪ I feel pretty, Oh, so pretty♫... EEKKK!"
Kira: "Err... Sorry, Commander. We were trying to reach Ops. Continue showering."

Next, the "V-Chip" Award goes to:

The crew was absolutely transfixed by the planet's strange custom. When Sisko found out, he immediately had the Rose Bowl Parade added to the station's banned programming list.

Next, the "I Went to Starfleet Academy for this?" Award goes to:

WORF:You are correct, it is your turn to sit at the table.

Next, "Deanna Troi's Pain" Award goes to:

Kira: Oh no, not the lens flare again!
O'Brien: AUGH! My eyes! IT BURNS!

Next, the "Alternate Ending" Award goes to:

Sisko: "Thank the prophets! You saved me, cheif!!! A battle between Dukat and myself insued and I had to push him over the cliff into the firey pit. I'd be dead for sure if it--"

O'Brian: "Whoa -- you're not our timeline captain; this must be some kind of temporal violation; transporting back."

Sisko: While glittering away, "Oh, you sonsofbitches..."

And our "You owe us all brain bleech, and you know which one we're talking about" Photoshop award goes to:

Congrats to all of our players and winners!

Bringing on the next round now:

 

[LeadHead]

Sisko: Admiral, it's not my fault! How was I supposed to know "Spoon Heads" wouldn't go over well with the Cardassian delegation?

Kira: Kira to Defiant I found him. But he ain't pretty.

Worf: Yeah, he's had too much to drink.

Kira: I was talking about you.

Dax: I may have taken a wrong turn at Albuquerque.

Bashir: Ya Think?!

Quark: If you two don't hold still, you're gonna end u with a terrible Facebook Picture!

Things only got worse from here, after this the skiers showed up.

 

[Smellincoffee]

Sisko: LEEEERRRROOOOOY JENKINS!

Worf: Thank you for "approving" my courtship of Jadzia, doctor.
Kira: Kira to Ops, you may want to beam the doctor to the infirmary. He just lost an argument with Worf.

Bashir, softly: I fell into a burning ring of fire-
Dax and O'Brien: Not now, Julian.

Odo, dismayed: My Cardassian neck trick, exposed.

 

[Roboturner913]

Sisko: "I bet when the Cardassians built this office so that all others would have to look up with respect, they didn't think the commanding officer would be checking out YouPorn. Damn these windows!"

Kira: "Kira to Sisko, I found him ... but he looks pretty rough. I haven't seen a face like that since you showed us that old Earth movie Tron Legacy last week."

O'Brien: "Huh-huh, huh-huh."

Bashir: "Yeah. Fire is cool. Huh-huh."

During the occupation, Kira and Odo thought they had seen everything....until Morn walked onto the Promenade with no pants on.

"I'm....dreaming....of a white.....Gratitude Festival!!!"

 

[AdmiralGarak]

Worf: "Slay that dishonorable back itch, Doctor!"

Thanks to his shapeshifting, Odo's photobombing skills were second to none.

Worf had finally come to terms with his anti-Risa sentiments. Now he only messed with the weather controls because it was hilarious.

 

[Rush Limborg]

Sisko: So...let me get this straight. You want me to be the first to try your new Klingon Burrito recipe?

Klingon Chef: YES, Commander! It would be a great honor to my culture...and could foster better relations between our two powers.

Sisko: I can see I'm going to regret this.....

Kira: You understand what he's saying?

Odo: Vaguely.... I can make out "I'm going to regret this...."

Kira: I see.... This should be most interesting to watch.

Odo: Suit yourself. If the commader's going to embarrass himself, I don't want to be a part of it.

(an hour later)

Jadzia: FIRESTORM!!!

Bashir: What-what's going on? What's on the screen?

O'Brien: We were just watching Sisko on the viewscreen, trying out the new "Klingon Burrito"...

Bashir: Ugh..."Klingon Burrito" indeed.

Worf: Doctor...I don't understand your problem.

Bashir: That SMELL!!! It's all over the station, now!

Worf: Yes...quite stimulating, wouldn't you say?

Kira: Kira to O'Brien. Chief, are you SURE you can't fix the vent system any faster?

Station Log, Supplimental:

Chief O'Brien has resolved to suppress the smell left over by my...attempt at diplomacy--with snow. It seems to be working, but I've had to give everyone the day off.

One thing is for sure: I am NOT falling for the "trying our food is a diplomatic sign of respect"--AGAIN.

 

[Gil T.Azell]

Quark: If you two don't hold still, you're gonna end u with a terrible Facebook Picture!
.

Kira: "If you post that on Facebook Quark, I'll shove it so far up your ass,the only thing you'll be taking pictures of with it is the backside of your tonsils."

 

[tharpdevenport]

Worf: "Nonsense, commander -- you cannot like a fart with a leaking plasma coil."

Riker: "Oh yeah? Watch..."

Kira: "Holy prophets -- did you see that?!"

 

[Jonas Grumby]

"'It'll be the vacation trip of a lifetime,' you said! 'And we'll save a ton of money by going during the off-season!' Moron!"

 

[LeadHead]

Sisko: Kai Winn, of course you can come aboard DS9, as long as we have open docking ports.

Kira: Hear ya loud and clear Commander! See? There are advantages to the lack of walls up there!

Kira: Wow, Bajoran Tricorders have Cameras on them.

Dax: Head to Backdraft at Universal Studios they said. It'll be fun, they said...

Kira: Kira to Sisko, we found Bashir, do you want him back.

Sisko: (over comm) I'm thinking.... I'm thinking....

Sisko: ....And life on the station is slowly returning to normal. Okay, VERY slowly returning to normal.

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Kira: "Hand to heart, I swear to God, on my honor as a Bajoran, I'm not the one who taught him how to Frug!"

 

[Nerys Myk]

BASHIR: Ow, what was that for? I didnt say anything!!!!

KIRA: That was for what you were thinking.

DAX: Just a little turbulence folks. Nothing to worry about.

BASHIR: You do realize we can see everything you can.

SISKO: Why Cassidy, you do know what Daddy likes....

KIRA: Someone needs to tell Sisko that even with the doors closed we can see everything he's doing.

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Kira: "There he is! And he's got a gun!"
Odo: "I'm not particularly worried about that."
Kira: "Why the hell not?!"
Odo: "Well, because I'm standing behind you, you silly goose!"

 

[tharpdevenport]

 

[LeadHead]

O'Brien: O'Brien to Keiko. I know you're not going to believe me, but I'm gonna be late for dinner again. It's snowing on the Promenade. For real this time!

 

[Mistral]

Even in the 24th racism continued unchecked. The first one locked up was the black man.

 

[Nerys Ghemor]

:groan:

 

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[LeadHead]

Sisko: Admiral, I'm not going to put up with any of your crap anymore! You and all the other Admirals call in here and do nothing to help, in fact you invariably end up making things worse! Why does nobody at your level have a brain?!

Admiral: I was calling to tell you that we were going to promote you to Captain... but now you're going to have to wait a year. So long, sucker!