Movie Caption Contest #174: Holiday Free-For-All

[Rat Boy]

New caption contest time. Holidays, time constraints, you understand. Let's get rolling with...

There's a pill for that...

Scotty: "Again?! For God's sake, woman, ye gotta give me a little recovery time! I'm not a blasted teenager anymore, ye know!"

The jig really is up...

Sybok: Each man hides a secret pain. Share yours with me.

Chekov starts crying

Chekov: Nothing was invented in Russia!

The sleeper has awakened...because the alarm clock went off...

SOLDIERS:For Muad'Dib! For Arrakis!!!!!

DIRECTOR: Cut!!!!! You boys are on the wrong set.

Or they were following Patrick Stewart around. Congratulations to the winners. For the second year in a row, we're doing a free-for-all contest. For those of you not familiar with the concept, I'll put up on an obligatory picture for captioning. If you have one, post it here for everyone else to take a stab at. Both the captioner and the picture-provider will get the win, but do try to keep the image size down to a reasonable resolution. Time to go to work:

 

[Rat Boy]

Gorkon: "I offer a toast: rub-a-dub-dub, thanks for the grub."

 

[Deranged Nasat]

Gorkon: "So Kirk, it comes to this. My best warriors and your finest officers facing one another across the field of combat. On three, take hold of your christmas crackers. Best of five. And, yes, Korak, you can wear the hat...but only if you win. Qapla!".

 

[Nerys Myk]

GORKON: God bless us , everyone!

AZETBUR:I thought you played "Bob Cratchit"?

GORKON:Yeah, but he doesn't have any good lines.

 

[tharpdevenport]

Spock: sniff "...Windex?"

 

[LeadHead]

Thanks for the win!

Shatner: And a toast to the cast and crew of The Next Generation, who have no idea that they'll never be able to use the golden starships on the wall once we get done with this set.

 

[Kirby]

Gorkon: Pass the tribbles.

 

[Zulu Romeo]

"Today is a good day to DINE!"

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Does the pic of our choice have to be from Movies I-X?

Kirk: *sniff sniff* "What smells like blue?"

 

[Capt_Pickirk]

Gorkon: Let us pray. Oh Kahless thank you for this meal you have placed before us. Amen

 

[Nerys Myk]

GORN WAITER: Your bill, sir.

GORKON: Fellow at the other end of the table.

 

[Zulu Romeo]

"GOOOOOORRRRRN. I like saying that word. Good and woody. Not like newspaper or litter-bin - dreadful TINNY sort of words."

 

[Smellincoffee]

Kirk: To your health, Chancellor Gorkon. As one of my newest officers, Valeris, might say, 'peace and long life'.

 

[LeadHead]

Gorn Waiter: Your bill Sir.

Spock: Is everything all right?

Gorkon: I'm just looking for the Undiscovered Credit Card.

 

[Isis]

Gorkon: "This Olive Garden isn't half bad."

Uhura: "Mr. Chekov, is that your breadstick or are you just happy to see me?"

 

[Zulu Romeo]

Kirk: "I can azure you that there is nothing wrong with the wine!"
Scotty: "Aye, it's sapphirey brew, Cap'n!"

 

[Isis]

Picard: "For our specials tonight, we have lobster remoulade en tarte crouté, lamb chops in a delicious au frisson gelée, and a nice veal tartare in a delicate glaze Romanesque. Anything strike your fancy?"

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk: "What is it, Scotty?"

Scotty: "There's finally a new picture in the Movie contest!"

 

[Zulu Romeo]

Kirk: "What is it, Scotty?"

Scotty: "There's finally a new picture in the Movie contest!"

By the way, is it just me or does that extra in the background have a very prominent bottom?

Anyway...

"It says here that you're the father, Jim."

 

[tharpdevenport]

Scotty: "PC Load Letter? What the fuck does that mean?!"