TNG Caption This #192: Holiday Spirit

[Bad Atom]

I'm a winner!

Picard: I've actually never read it. In fact, I use it as a footstool.

Worf: You may borrow it, but you must clean it off after you're done.

Data: Happy Birthday, Worf. Counselor Troi said you needed replacement glass for your coffee table.

Q: Now you can all masturbate with the power of the Q!

Riker: Next time you throw your ball into my yard, I'm keeping it.

 

[tharpdevenport]

 

[Gary7]

Riker: "You're sure there isn't anything I could offer you to change your mind?"

 

[Gary7]

Worf: "Lt. Shelby, would you mind taking care of my snake while I'm on the away mission?"

Shelby: "I.... uhhhhh.... OK.... I think."

 

[Nerys Myk]

Picard (thinking): Merde! Again with the Shakespeare! I can barely stand that English pig-dog! Would it kill them to give me some Proust?!

CRUSHER: Worf,she was supposed to pee on it. .

SHELBY: Wait...What???!!!! Ick!!!!!

Q: Told you not to touch it.

RIKER: The new truthometer says he lying.

FERENGI: Curses, foiled again!!!

TROI (os): Should I pack my bags?

 

[J.Ashmore]

Worf: I normally do not allow human women to hold my phaser. They are much too fragile.
Lt. Shelby: Uhh.. thanks, Worf...?
Data (thinking): Worf never let me hold it.. *pout*
Dr. Crusher (thinking): I wish I could hold Jean-Luc's phaser... *sigh*

 

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Re: TNG Caption This #192: Holiday Spirit 1977

 

[Gil T.Azell]

Worf: "Lt. Shelby, You left you toy in my quarters last night"

Crusher: "Worf! thats mine!"

Worf: (Shrugs it off) "Oops sorry"

Data: "Why would one need a toy like that?"

Ferengi: "Hew-mon how did you end up with those Risan Ben-Wa balls? I mean no I've never seen anything like that Hew-mon!"

Riker: "Ok, My turn" Throws it down the alley "Strikkeee!"

 

[Nerys Myk]

Re: TNG Caption This #192: Holiday Spirit 1977

RIKER: According to my engineer there's a small thermal exhaust port which, if hit directly by a proton torpedo, would trigger a chain reaction destroying the battle station. Thought you'd want to know.

VADER: Yeah, like that could happen.

 

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Re: TNG Caption This #192: Orion Spirit

 

[tharpdevenport]

Data: "Just one moment, commander -- please do not remove the item I an holding, your giIII-I-I-I-IFt ... is almost reeeEEeadyyy..."



(I know, crappy job, but hey -- it's MSPaint)

 

[Mistral]

Picard: "...and in a pinch, it will keep a malfunctioning door open. Plus it's good for swatting flies."

 

[Mistral]

Data: "I know you don't like gifts so I got you this instead."

Worf: "Isn't that a gift?"

Data: "Well, this is awkward..."

 

[Mistral]

Riker: "...and further more, we found this bug in Captain Picard's quarters. You know, you Ferengi aren't very subtle."

 

[Jptrekker]

Riker: (thinking) finally, a quiet break in the bowling alley. Last time we were down here this happened.

 

[LeadHead]

Picard: Yeah, thanks but this edition isn't the one i wanted Beverly.

Beverly: Why? What's wrong with it?

Picard: 40,000 pages and it doesn't have an index.

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Q: "The power of Q compels you. The power of Q compel you!"

 

[Gary7]

Data (OS): "The 'Illustrated' version, sir?"

Picard: "I've grown tired of words, Data. It's only the pictures that satisfy me now. I don't care how thick the book gets--it must have pictures!"

 

[Alrik]

Riker (os): "That's a mighty thick book, Sir."

Picard: "Actually, Will, that is what I wanted to speak with you about. This one has been hollowed out and is where I keep my stash of Orion Slave Girl porn. Should something happen to me, I would appreciate it if you would make sure that it discretely disappears."

Riker: "Understood."

Shelby: "And then I want you to sneak up behind Riker and 'take him out."

Crusher: "Damn, you really are ambitious."

Riker: "Return the base to our gumball machine, or there will be hell to pay."

 

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