Caption Contest # 57: Wheel of Fortune

[Rex]

T'Pol: "Ugh. I thought we sprayed the ship for these"

 

[T'Girl]

Reed (os): "Captain, how's that new surveillance system working."

Archer: "Just fine Malcolm, just fine."

McCoy's Ancestor: "I'd advise you to surrender Archer, or I'll be forced to pull this out."

Captain Archer: "You have a gun?"

McCoy's Ancestor: "No, explosive diarrhea."

Vulcan Girl: "When I grow up, will I possess mammary glands that are disproportionally gigantic to the size of my torso as well?

T'Pol: "Most assuredly young one, Vulcan has the finest breast augmentation surgeons in all the known galaxy."

 

[Gil T.Azell]

T'Pol: "Look you cheap little human if you let go of the pop can, you'll be able to pull your hand out of the vending machine"

Little girl: "D'oh!!"

 

[LeadHead]

Keene: Well, it's nice to have you aboard Captain.

Archer: Yeah, Yeah, where's the Protection money?

Archer: You again?

Forrest: I'm the only that can stand talking to ya.