I would take the TSA screening any day of the week rather than the BS security we have in the building where I work.
Everyday, as an government employee, I get to circumvent the metal detector, show my ID badge with my photo (which is also a key card for the courthouse which is next door) and go upstairs. But for the past few weeks, the rent-a-cops have been asking for people's last names, and recently have begun flipping the keycard over to see the blank side.
WTF?? First off, I've been with this agency for nearly 16 years. Before I came on duty, I had a background check where the FBI went back and interviewed every roommate, neighbor, and employer they could find going back to high school. This security clearance has to be updated every 5 years, with interviews of current friends and neighbors.
But every time I enter the building, morning or afternoon, I have some guy peer at my ID badge as if he's never seen it before and ask me my last name. Like if I made a counterfeit one, or stole a badge from someone who happens to look exactly like me, I wouldn't take a half a second to memorize the name on the front. And then he has me show him the back of the card, just in case, I don't know, I've Xeroxed it or something.
But at the stroke of 6 PM, you know what? The rent-a-cops all leave, padlocking the front door -- and I can come and go as I please through the side door using a key card that has no picture on it at all.
Do they really think that asking someone her own last name is going to do sh*t to keep the building safe? At least the TSA screening will catch weapons. If they can't trust the ID'd employees (including an office of military personnel) coming in the building, then just make everyone go through the metal detector and put their bags on the belt, the way they do in the actual courthouse. Just leave off with the bullsh*t security.
I really have to go to my "happy place" every single morning before I walk through the doors, because I'm always tempted to give the the wrong name just to see if they notice.
Seriously? What the hell are you? A spy or something?