Smallville: 10x11 "Icarus" - Discussion and Spoilers

[Nowhere Man]

Every kiss begins with Kay....

Oh I love it when Clark superspeeds to do ordinary things int he blink of an eye.

Me too

 

[Procutus]

He's flying around the country looking for a decent box of Oreos.

I thought he had switched to Hydrox?

In this tough economy it's more likely the store's private label version.

Yeah, I hear the exchange rate on Martian currency ain't what it used to be.

 

[Trekker4747]

Lois, will you marry me? Just promise that I won't have to go back in time to prevent you from being killed by my best friend's reckless driving. I've a bad tack-record with that.

 

[Othello]

Well.. actually Lana should still be married to Lex!!!

 

[Procutus]

"The woman I love...because I literally cannot get close to Lana. I never actually chose you, Lois. Wheelchair cripple Lex put a kryptonite cockblock on me."

"But all that aside, you've got a really great rack on you."

 

[Mr. Adventure]

"Lois Kent" sound kind of clunky.

 

[DarthPipes]

"The woman I love...because I literally cannot get close to Lana. I never actually chose you, Lois. Wheelchair cripple Lex put a kryptonite cockblock on me."

"But all that aside, you've got a really great rack on you."

"And I'm really impressed with how you've immobilzed your face due to all your botox injections."

 

[Procutus]

NOOOOO!!!

That should be Lana damn it!!!

Who?

 

[Trekker4747]

"Lois Kent" sound kind of clunky.

Is The Lois Blur any better?

 

[Procutus]

"The woman I love...because I literally cannot get close to Lana. I never actually chose you, Lois. Wheelchair cripple Lex put a kryptonite cockblock on me."

"But all that aside, you've got a really great rack on you."

"And I'm really impressed with how you've immobilzed your face due to all your botox injections."

 

[Samurai8472]

"Ma'am, i'm going to have to ask your permission for a full pat down"

 

[Mr. Adventure]

What no full body scan?

 

[Trekker4747]

Great. TSA is even taking over The Daily Planet's basement.


And did Clark make her that ring by compressing a lump of coal with his sphincter or did he go to [product placed jeweler]?

 

[Nowhere Man]

The TSA has invaded the Daily Planet?

 

[Mr. Adventure]

"Lois Kent" sound kind of clunky.

Is The Lois Blur any better?

Not much.

 

[Procutus]

Okay. I'm happy now.

 

[Trekker4747]

Who is this person?!

 

[Nowhere Man]

Chloe's back, kind of.

 

[DarthPipes]

Chloe!

To Lois Lane...

"If you marry Clark, I will fucking cut you, bitch!"

Lots of Love,

Lana

 

[Trekker4747]

Ugh! And I just wonder where she's been!



YES!

PLEASE DO IT!