Caption Contest # 57: Wheel of Fortune

[Nerys Myk]

But first the Winners!

It's Something That's Going Around Award

Sato: Cranial ridges? This isn't some type of virus is it?

Cunning Plan Award

Archer: "And that's the territory we have recaptured from the Xindi in the last 3 months of skirmishing?"
Reed os: "Yes sir. That would be correct sir."
Archer: "How much would that be exactly?"
Reed pulls out tape measure: "Um, about three feet, sir."
Archer: "What scale is that map?"
Reed: "One to one, sir."

Hoshi: "Incoming communication Captain."
Archer: "Who is it Ensign?"
Hoshi: "It the Black Adder sir."
Archer: "Old slack bladder huh?"

Simple Instructions Award

"...then, turn the collimator six degrees left, being sure not to over-turn the focus ring. After you have refined the beam, adjust the Heisenberg compensator for any prevalent humidity and pull the energy cell activator-who the hell made this thing, anyway?!?"

I'll Come In Again Award

Archer: "Ha! No one expects the... spanish... inqui... where is everyone?"

Your Prize

 

[Nerys Myk]

And now,this contest's pics

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Little Girl: "Mommy says I was conceived in love. Is--"
T'Pol: "Knock it off!"

Forrest: "I had the damnedest dream last night! I was captain of your ship, the Enterprise, except it was the I.S.S. Enterprise. You were my first officer, and we worked for some kind of evil Terran Empire. It was just weird! Incidentally, is...um...is Ensign Sato around?"

 

[LeadHead]

Keene: For the last time it's Captain Keene, not Commander Keene.

Archer: Actually, we just heard you're getting demoted.

Attackers: Send out Phlox and we'll let the rest of you go!

Phlox: Outrageous! All for one and one for-

Reed: Take him.

Girl: Hey you used a scanner to win at hide and seek, you cheated!

T'Pol: Don't hate the player, hate the game.

Forrest: You're going to need to help out a cargo freighter. Don't you have a crewmember who served on one of those?

Archer: (to audience) That's right folks, it's a Travis episode.

Archer Takes out a remote

Archer: Here's the clicker, no one would blame you.

 

[Rat Boy]

Archer (thinking): Don't stare at his tits, don't stare at his tits, don't...damn!

 

[Saspearia]

Just the one bed eh? This is akward

I can't believe we are hiding from a little girl

Little Girl: Where's Phlox and Reid?

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Archer: Always the same episode

 

[Mistral]

Thanks for the win!-Mistral

Sheridan: "How long was I asleep? And where's Mr. Garibaldi?"

 

[LeadHead]

Phlox: What do we do?

Reed: Set Phase Pistols to kill and go out shooting!

Phlox: What about calling for back-up?

Reed: That's plan B.

Forrest: Jon, we're turning you around.

Archer: But, why?

Forrest: We're worried you're going to see Romulans and violate canon.

 

[LeadHead]

Thanks for the win!-Mistral

Sheridan: "How long was I asleep? And where's Mr. Garibaldi?"

Archer: He sent me to find you, it's really waaaay past time to give up on the search for Warren Keffer.

 

[Admiral Shran]

Thanks for the win!

Just the one bed eh? This is akward

Keene: So did you see that Bears game?
Archer: Oh yeah, hell of a game, hell of a game. Bears are going all the way this year.
Keene: I need a shower.
Archer: So do I.

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Keene: "But there's only one bunk!"
Archer: "Look, we're short on space. Everyone's having to double up on quarters."
Keene: "Fine! Put me in with that Sato chick!"
Archer: "Oh, dream on, dude!"

 

[Kirby]

Bitsy Picard: Mr. Daniels said that I could find my daddy here.

 

[LeadHead]

T'Pol: This is why the sip doesn't work, there's kids in all of the primary systems!

 

[Smellincoffee]

Keene: Say, boy, I could use a pair of them overalls like you got. I ran out of good suspenders three years ago and keep havin' to hike my pants up.
Archer, thinking: Why do I always volunteer to beam over?

Lieutenant Reed went to extreme lengths to avoid his monthly physicals, but damned if Phlox didn't hunt him down anyway.

T'pol: Captain, I have discovered a child hiding in the ducts who bears a suspicious resemblance to both Ensign Sato and Lieutenant Reed.
Archer: T'pol, that's impossible.
T'pol: I realize conceiving and bearing a child during the course of Enterprise's mission seems unlikely, but only a DNA analysis will determine anything conclusively.
Archer: No, I mean -- I thought Reed was..uh... *awkward cough*...I mean, I didn't know Sato was his type.
Tucker: Ain't that the truth.

 

[LeadHead]

Kid: I just came from the writers office, I gave them this great idea for an episode, I called it "These are the Voyages..."

Jolene: I hate you.

 

[Alrik]

Bitsy Picard: Mr. Daniels said that I could find my daddy here.

T'Pol: "I have not seen him. However, I do believe his first officer and counselor are due to show up later."

Bitsy: "Eww. Sucks to be you."

T'Pol: "Tell me about it."

 

[Alrik]

Reed: "Okay. I'll jump out and scare them. You take the candy and run."

Phlox: "You got beat up a lot as a kid, didn't you?"

Reed: "What ever gave you that idea?"

Forrest: "You pulled me out of a meeting to talk about last nights water polo match?!"

Archer: "It gets lonely out here."

Forrest (under breath): "I wish I would have gone with Hernandez instead."

 

[Alrik]

Phlox: "Alright, alright, alright already. I'll admit that the Sub Commander does indead have a nice bum. Can we stop 'creeping' on her now? I'm feeling like I need a shower or something."

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Thanks for the win and a half!

Man: "Tell me Captain, if I stand like this, do I look less masculine."

Archer: "That, and the moobs."

Phlox: "What's up, Doc?"
Reed: "Be vewwy quiet. I'm hunting Denobuwans."

Girl: "Will you be my mummy?"
T'Pol: "Certainly not. I fell for that once when Lieutenant Reed tried it. Never again."
Girl: Waaahhh!

Forrest: "I'd like to thank you for forgetting to turn the webcam off last night when you entertained that Orion chick, Captain."

 

[Capt_Pickirk]

Archer: Yeah! Take that! This game is awesome!!