TNG Caption This #187: Holo-Addiction

[Gary7]

Picard found out why Beverly's nickname from her Academy days was "The Hoover".

Brilliant!

 

[Yeoman Randi]

Worf found it impossible to hide the fact that he had gas.

 

[JarodRussell]

Yet I can't think of a clever caption.
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[The Laughing Vulcan]

Geordi: "I dare you to quote from Spaceballs. I double dare you, Metal Mickey!"

 

[LeadHead]

Data: So why couldn't we just trap Moriarty in one of those?

 

[Gary7]

Laforge: "I don't know about you Data, but I think we should put off the holodeck trip for a little while."

 

[Alrik]

Awesome! A WIN! Thanks LH!

Riker: "Nice outfit Worf. Looks like the one I wear when Deanna and I role play."

Worf: "Ironic, isn't it?"

Riker:

Riker: "Ouch, ouch, ouch. I swear Reg, I don't have an 'off' switch."

Picard: "I know you come from a long line of 'heelers' and that blowing warm air to ease and ear ache is time honored and all.....but don't you think a simple hypo spray would be more practical?"

La Forge: "Agreed, the guy's a criminal mastermind, but he can't draw fer shit."

 

[Isis]

Riker: "The only mystery is what you three are doing in these silly outfits."

Riker: "Barclay, when you said 'I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you," I didn't think you were serious."

Data (to self): "I seem to recall there's a stock response to this. Help me out, memory banks. Yes, that's it..."

<brief pause>

Data: "It went thattaway."

Picard: "I can't believe I ate the whole thing."

Troi: "I sense this individual, while bubbly, is fundamentally blue."

Worf: "Ya think?"

 

[Gary7]

Troi: "Stay perfectly still, Worf. Don't move a muscle. Maybe this terrifying blue orb will just go away and leave us alone."

Worf quickly jabs a finger forward, right into the bubble. *POP!*

Worf: "You were saying?"

 

[Supernuke]

Data: I have been experimenting with different forms of artwork, and this is my latest piece using the holodeck. I have combined a number of different themes, styles and motifs. I can explain them in further detail if you would like...

Picard: No thank you, Data. (Runs out of room to throw up).

Geordi: Data, I think I need to run a level 1 diagnostic on your systems because this is sick!

Data: (Blank stare) Have I done something that has offended you?

 

[Yeoman Randi]

Riker always found it amusing whenever he caught Mr. Worf with his hand down Data's pants. Which happened. A lot.

 

[LeadHead]

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