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Miscellaneous Street - The Soap Opera

RJDiogenes said:
^^ Ah, it all starts to make sense.

Captain Ice said:
Oh, and I taught the Azathoth some manners. I had, mistakenly, assumed that you of all people would read the damned manual before you invited one in as a houseguest. He won't be any problem. At least to me that is...
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Not invited-- keeping at bay. Now he's going to eat the whole street! :eek:
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Find the manual and read page 62. Then DO IT. They're really pussycats if you know how to handle them. But, like anything else they get dangerous if people buy them and then don't take good care of them.
 
Unless you are a Japanese chick who wishes to re-enact certain scenes from La Blue Girl I suggest avoiding the bookstore for awhile. :eek:

*radios headquarters, describes the situation*

...
 
The bookstore is the building that just grew arms. The cafe is across from the bookstore and down the street a bit, next to the deli.
 
kirsten187 said:
OK, thanks - I'll head to the cafe first.
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Deranged Nasat staggers up to you and starts coughing theatrically. Spare some change?

And here, have this: *he gives you a soggy piece of paper with a few random pencil marks on it*

He then starts mumbling to himself, occasionally screaming at pigeons if they get too close.

Change?
 
^ If you need cash then there is a good job going at my pub. Good pay, holidays and I can set you up with some where to stay.

Interested?
 
Thor Damar said:
^ If you need cash then there is a good job going at my pub. Good pay, holidays and I can set you up with some where to stay.

Interested?
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Deranged Nasat never believed in heaven. The thought that there could be a place where booze, cash and a roof all intersected was beyond him. But now he believes. Staring in crazed wonder at this man before him, he accepts, and enters a new world.

He can't promise to speak coherently or that he won't get mud up the walls, but goddamn it, he's going to try this time.
 
Thor Damar places a warm arm across the shoulders of the younger man, leading him into the warmth of his bar.

"I think that you'll do very well here. Stick with me and you shall be the greatest bartender in any universe. Now, lets fix you up with a nice hot meal and a change of clothes, then we'll get settled in."
 
Daniel has been sitting, waiting patiently for... how long? He grabs his phone and sends Tora Ziyal a text message...
HEY TORA ZIYAL WHTS UP WITH YR SUPR STRNGTH N ALIEN BF?
JENEE GONNA TL ME SMTHG BEEN WTNG HOURS N HOURS :P
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Jenee quietly walks up behind Daniel and reads over his shoulder.

"How many times have I told you to text in proper English?"

... damn kids ...
 
*Picks up a copy of the TrekBBS Enquirer when the headline catches his eye*

"Local Woman Pregnant with Alien Love Child"


What the hell? That picture looks a hell of a lot like Jenee. Come to think of it, she has had an odd glow about her the last couple of days...
 
KingDaniel said:
Daniel has been sitting, waiting patiently for... how long? He grabs his phone and sends Tora Ziyal a text message...
HEY TORA ZIYAL WHTS UP WITH YR SUPR STRNGTH N ALIEN BF?
JENEE GONNA TL ME SMTHG BEEN WTNG HOURS N HOURS :P
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Ziyal reads KingDaniel's message and sighs...

PATIENCE, DANIEL. SHE'LL TELL YOU WHEN SHE'S READY. AND SHE'S RIGHT ABOUT USING REAL ENGLISH. BF IS VULCAN. SUPER STRENGTH I DON'T TALK ABOUT.
 
Jenee said:
Jenee quietly walks up behind Daniel and reads over his shoulder.

"How many times have I told you to text in proper English?"

... damn kids ...
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:lol:

Hippy Lady looks at the bookstore growing tenticles and contemplates laying off the Happy Mushrooms for a while. She then realises that she actually is sober (it can happen) and that what she sees is real. Demons from another dimension? That was beyond even her spiritual capabilities, but she reckons that, once the demons are removed, the bookstore could do with some heavy duty feng shuiing. She'll have to double her usual charge, though. Feng shuiing after demonic occupation will require more than freshening up the curtains and a new pot plant.

And what's this? A doctor? A pusher of chemicals and nasty procedures not in tune with The Earth Mother? Someone who threatens to take away part of Hippy Lady's income by replacing natural herbal remedies with Evil Pharmaceuticals? Perhaps Hippy Lady should invite the doctor over and feed her some Extra Special Happy Mushroom Loaf. If she's new, no one may miss her for a few days...
 
macloudt said:
A doctor? A pusher of chemicals and nasty procedures not in tune with The Earth Mother? Someone who threatens to take away part of Hippy Lady's income by replacing natural herbal remedies with Evil Pharmaceuticals? Perhaps Hippy Lady should invite the doctor over and feed her some Extra Special Happy Mushroom Loaf. If she's new, no one may miss her for a few days...
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Hopefully she's an ER doctor or trauma specialist. Seems like we could use one of those around here lately! For the rest of our medical needs, I'm sure most of us will continue to prefer your herbal remedies.
 
Daniel's special dinner is ready. The table is set for two, the 6 year old is ... somewhere :shrug:, Jenee puts the last dish on the table as Daniel walks into the apartment.
 
Jenee said:
Daniel's special dinner is ready. The table is set for two, the 6 year old is ... somewhere :shrug:, Jenee puts the last dish on the table as Daniel walks into the apartment.
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Smells lovely:). You really needn't have gone to all this effort, you know:drool:.

Now, what's this very important news you've been meaning to tell me?
 
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