Randy Quaid seeks “asylum” in Canada

[scotpens]

Actor Randy Quaid and his wife are seeking refugee status in Canada, claiming their lives are in danger from “the murderers of Hollywood”!

Is this guy just trying to avoid responsibility for his acts, or has he totally gone into raving paranoid mode?

Link

 

[Tulin]

*Pictures him flying a bi-plane into the white house shouting, "Hi boys....I'm BACK!!!!!!!!!"


Or something like that.

 

[Jack Bauer]

I think he's gone completely nuts.

 

[1001001]

I think he's gone completely nuts.

Yeah, they both sound like they've completely lost their shit.

 

[God Magnus]

I think he's gone completely nuts.

You've gotta be nuts to fly a bi-plane into a UFO.

 

[Mr. Adventure]

He's actually turned into Cousin Eddie in real life.

 

[1001001]

He's actually turned into Cousin Eddie in real life.

I was thinking there has to be a "Shitter's Full!" joke in here somewhere...

 

[cardinal biggles]

Evi Quaid begged a Canadian immigration adjudicator not to force them to return, saying on Friday that friends, such as actors David Carradine and Heath Ledger, have been "murdered" under mysterious circumstances and she worried something would happen to her husband next.

"We feel our lives are in danger," she said. "Randy has known eight close friends murdered in odd, strange manners ... We feel that we're next."

 

[Ensign_Redshirt]

How ironic... he is seeking asylum in Canada and he might actually end up in one.

 

[Locutus of Bored]

The inmates in the Santa Barbara jail probed him... sexually.

There's your next two Vacation movies right there: Canadian Vacation and Prison Vacation. This stuff writes itself.

 

[auntiehill]

Whatever drugs they're taking, they really REALLY need to stop.

 

[Trekker4747]

Oh you guys joke but the Scientology Gestapo doesn't fuck around!

 

[Tulin]

Maybe his MindHead fees were overdue?

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Oh you guys joke but the Scientology Gestapo doesn't fuck around!

Randy Quaid is one of the last people I would ever expect to be a Scientologist. Is he one?

 

[datagal]

I always thought that Dennis was the "saner" (and cute) of the two.

Randy Quaid is also an old classmate of Brent Spiner.

 

[Dream]

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

What does Dennis think about all this, BTW? Do he and Randy get along?

 

[Aragorn]

Dennis has declared himself a member of the Bridges family.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

^ I'm not following.

 

[Aragorn]

Jeff and Beau Bridge, Dennis and Randy Quaid... brother actor combos that have often competed for roles. In fact, Jeff and Beau were in The Fabulous Baker Boys because Dennis declined.

It was just a joke, like if David Ortiz declared himself a Yankee because something bad happened with the Red Sox.