Smallville 10x05 "Isis" - Discussion and Spoilers

[Trekker4747]

Method #12: ...Have I suffocated Cat Grant yet? Let's suffocate her on something. Any suggestions?

Suffocate her on Warhammer Minis.

 

[Procutus]

Method #12: ...Have I suffocated Cat Grant yet? Let's suffocate her on something. Any suggestions?

Well, we could just let her talk until she simply passes out from oxygen-deprivation.

 

[JonnyQuest037]

Method #10: Mauled to death by the Charmin toilet paper bears.

Method #11: Forced to listen to Christian Bale's Batman growl-voice for 24 hours straight.

Another good one!

 

[Brent]

I know the spoiler that makes this scene with Tess and the kid a little creepy?

 

[DarthPipes]

Isis, do you really want your lover to be put into the body of a giant douche?

Pipes, that's almost as good as your comment about Ma Kent and Perry White from the premier!

Thanks!

But I liked the Ma Kent and Perry White one better.

 

[Procutus]

So, I wonder how Tess is going to help the kid through puberty?

 

[JonnyQuest037]

Method #12: ...Have I suffocated Cat Grant yet? Let's suffocate her on something. Any suggestions?

Well, we could just let her talk until she simply passes out from oxygen-deprivation.

I like it!

 

[JonnyQuest037]

Method #14: Scalded to death by the cartoon smoke coming out of her ears.

 

[Brent]

Wouldn't Lois's hand be bleeding all over the place after being stabbed?

 

[Procutus]

Please Clark, just let Lois punch her lights out!

 

[Trekker4747]

I wonder if Clark's X-Ray vision can irradiate the hell out of the phone?

 

[JonnyQuest037]

Method #15: Killed by the devil.

 

[Procutus]

Method #12: ...Have I suffocated Cat Grant yet? Let's suffocate her on something. Any suggestions?

Well, we could just let her talk until she simply passes out from oxygen-deprivation.

I like it!

I can't stand this bitch. Please, make her go away!

 

[Trekker4747]

Come on, Lois, let's take you to Smallville Medical and get you some muscle and tendon grafts for your hand.

 

[JonnyQuest037]

Method #16: Head exploding Scanners-style by my white-hot hatred being beamed into it.

 

[Procutus]

Method #15: Killed by the devil.

That voice makes me believe that she's actually the Devil's Spawn.

 

[Brent]

Just tell her already geez

 

[Procutus]

Method #16: Head exploding Scanners-style by my white-hot hatred being beamed into it.

I like that one!

 

[JonnyQuest037]

Die, Cat Grant. Die die die die DIE.

Please die 16 million bajillion times. Thank you.

 

[Procutus]

Just tell her already geez

This is what, Episode 5? I'm still waiting for this season to become epic, dark and fun.


Oh, and monumental. Have I left anything out?