Movie Caption Contest #165: Don't Bother Me
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DATA: Do not take it personally, Geordi.
Spot has not mated in over a year.
BOLIAN: The usual table, Captain?
PICARD: Yes. Make sure I get TWO baskets of breadsticks this time.
SORAN: Is this a Klingon mating ritual? Because I LOOOOVE doing it Targy style...
"You have a spot of soup right here..."
B'ETOR: Is this felt?
SORAN: It is NOW.
Soran: "Don't you realize that when you look down at my package, that leaves me staring straight at that wrinkled butt on your forehead. Not. Sexy."
Data and Spot could only trust that Geordi was keeping his word when they agreed to have a staring contest with him.
Mankind had ended war and hunger bt the 24th Century, but the line at the DMV was still a work in progress.
McDowell: She's even more revolting than that stuff they made me watch in A Clockwork Orange.
DATA: Can you please drain Spot's infected anal beads, Geordi?
He will not allow me to do so anymore.
Thank you.
BOLIAN: The usual table, Captain?
PICARD: No.
Make it a stool this time.
Velvet-covered. With zebra stripes.
SORAN: Keep it up.
You'll be retrieving the trilithium data from where the sun doesn't shine.
Thanks for the 'W' RB!
Geordi: "No Data, the irony of both you and the cat getting more action than me over the last seven years has not been lost on me."
(Squeeeeeek)
Picard (under breath): "Dear lord, tell me no one heard that."
Soran: "Oh really B'Etor, could you slut it up any more? I mean that outfit makes your tits look like they just want to pop out. Quit trying so hard."
Geordi: "No Data, the irony of both you and the cat getting more action than me over the last seven years has not been lost on me."
(Squeeeeeek)
Picard (under breath): "Dear lord, tell me no one heard that."
Soran: "Oh really B'Etor, could you slut it up any more? I mean that outfit makes your tits look like they just want to pop out. Quit trying so hard."
DATA: Do not take it personally, Geordi.
Spot has not mated in over a year.
Geordi: "Yeah? Well that makes two of us."
DATA: Spot likes you.
He does not gratuitously rub his scrotum on just ANY officer.
B'ETOR: I haven't been with a man in a LONG time, Doctor. I think we can help each other out...if you know what I mean.
SORAN: I'd rather launch a trilithium probe up my own urethra.
B'Etor: "$50 same as in town"
SORAN: "Ouch!"
Soran: That is NOT my package."
B'etor: For your sake, I hope you were initiating a mating ritual.
B'etor: "Hey, not all species keep their genitals in the same place. I'll just keep looking."
BOLIAN: <thinking> "Dammit I am having that seam job."
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