"Fascinating. The view is indeed 'funky'."
"For the last time, I cannae change the laws of physics."
TOS Caption Contest #196 - Freaking Out
- Thread starter Rat Boy
- Start date
"Fascinating. The view is indeed 'funky'."
"For the last time, I cannae change the laws of physics."
Skotty the Skrull.
Spock: Are you aware of the extremely hideous physical appearance of Medusans?
Miranda: Yes, Mr. Spock. Fortunately I am blind and can't see how absolutely ugly they are.
Kollos (yelling): I'M IN THE ROOM!!!
Kollos: "Holy crap! What is that--eyeware from 'Dorkus IV'? You all worry so much about what you'll see when you look at me. How about giving a little thought to what I see when I look at you! Yeesh!"
MIRANDA: By your command.
SPOCK: Not bad. But more robotic and with less feeling, if you want these bad boys stiff.
SCOTTY: "More power?" I got yer power right here, laddie!
SPOCK: How'd we do?
PARMEN (O.C.): Fred and Ginger you ain't. Heck, Ginger and Mary Ann you ain't!
NICHELLE (O.C.): MLK told me to be here for--
EVERYONE: Shut up!
Carl And The Family Spock.
Sometimes I'm right then I can be wrong
My own beliefs are in my songs
A butcher, a banker, a drummer and then
Makes no difference what group I'm in
I am everyday people
There is a blue one who can't accept
The green one for living with
a fat one tryin' to be a skinny one
Different strokes for different folks
And so on and so on and scooby dooby dooby
Ooh sha sha
We gotta live together
I am no better and neither are you
We're all the same whatever we do
You love me you hate me
You know me and then
You can't figure out the bag I'm in
I am everyday people
There is a long hair
That doesn't like the short hair
For being such a rich one
That will not help the poor one
Different strokes for different folks
And so on and so on scooby dooby dooby
Ooh sha sha
We got to live together
There is a yellow one that won't
Accept the black one
That won't accept the red one
That won't accept the white one
Different strokes for different folks
And so on and so on and
Scooby dooby dooby
Ooh sha sha
I am everyday people
"Fascinating, even wearing these rose-colored glasses I still find you bitchy."
Drill Sergeant: "Ten, hut!! Spock, good job. There's a fine future for you in this service. James Kirk? You're a mess, a maroon, a total washout! I want you to stand perfectly still for 8 hours with a big pout on your face for all to see, then scrub the latrine clean with a toothbrush. Starting, now!"
"Fascinating, even wearing these rose-colored glasses I still find you bitchy."
Morning cawfee spew!!!!!
"Fascinating, even wearing these rose-colored glasses I still find you bitchy."
Miranda: "Try the beer goggles, then."
"Fascinating, even wearing these rose-colored glasses I still find you bitchy."
Miranda: "Well you would be too, if you had to wear this uncomfortable getup. Itchy makes bitchy, Spock."
MIRANDA: By your command.
SPOCK: Not bad. But more robotic and with less feeling, if you want these bad boys stiff.
SPOCK: <BOING!> <BOING!>
Cylon Centurion: "THEY--DO--SAY---MIMICRY---IS--THE--GREATEST--FORM--OF--FLATTERY."
Cylon: "I...AM...NOT...A...WHINEY...TEENAGE...GIRL!"
"Fascinating, even wearing these rose-colored glasses I still find you bitchy."
Fascinating, even wearing these rose-colored glasses I can't see you."