Movie Caption Contest #160: He's not dead as long as we make a sequel

[Rat Boy]

Ready or not, this caption contest launches...right about now. First, let's hand out funky looking Vulcan medals to...

Great, now I'm trying to figure out changing the lyrics of "Bohemian Rhapsody" to something Spock-centric. Something about his mother and Vulcan imploding right under her?

Vulcan Woman: And I deem thee, Freddie Mercury, to be the King of Rock.
Spock/Mercury: Awesome. Now give me five up-top.

To be honest, didn't McCoy's civilian get-up simply scream Studio 54 to any of you? At least it did to one other person...

McCoy: Gold chains, open collars, disco dancing, doing blow off a hooker's chest. I tell you Jim retirement was everything I could have wanted.

You know, the following brings up an interesting point. An interesting point I wish I could stop thinking about, but an interesting point nonetheless...

If only Persis could tell us what Robert Wise was doing to get this reaction.

And this is probably the reaction most people had when trying to watch the original cut at a midnight screening...

Spock: Captain? ...Jim?
Decker: Never mind, Spock. It was only a matter of time until your very very dry, er... but of course highly interesting science report would put him to sleep.

Congratulations to the winners. This week, we have McCoy slacking off while on the clock, Chekov's never-ending battle with motion sickness, and Spock's dignified funeral...involving him getting shot out of the torpedo launcher like a circus performer. Enjoy:

 

[Rat Boy]

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McCoy: "What'd you think of my performance?"

Kirk: "I've had better. And younger. And female."

Chekov: "There's something wrong with this toilet."

Kirk: "That's not a...oh dear God, shut the door. Shut the door!"

Kirk: "Wait! He's still wearing that watch I gave him! Bring him back in here!"

 

[Cyke101]

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McCoy: C'mon, big boy. Now it's YOUR turn to play doctor...

Chekov: I tried jumping right before the turbolift stopped... and you're not going to like what you find in there...

The rush hour commute only got worse when the city bought smaller subway trains.

 

[cooleddie74]

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Come on, Jim. Don't be that way.

Come show an old country doctor how to play "House Calls."

KIRK: I sure hope you realize that WASN'T the men's restroom, Pavel.

CAROL(thinking): Is it too late to redecorate the Regula One station with new drapes?

It's getting SO close to that time of year...

 

[cooleddie74]

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These deck plates are mighty comfortable, Jim.

Come on. Get down here and join me, Tiger.

 

[Mr Silver]

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Woops

 

[cooleddie74]

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DAVID: This over yet, mom?

I'm bored shitless.

 

[Sky]

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There are FOUR LIGHTS at the end of the tunnel.

 

[Cyke101]

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Spock's death turned Don Draper into a Sad Man

 

[cooleddie74]

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The dumping of solid waste matter on the Enterprise.

FAAAAR more elaborate and involved than it ever needed to be.

 

[Rat Boy]

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Kirk: "Damn, the real Don Draper got around."

 

[cooleddie74]

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Look, Jim.

I've fallen.

And I need you to help me get it up.

 

[Captain Crow]

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Kirk: What's a matter you?

Chekov: Remember vhen I said "I can do zat. I can do zat." vith ze transporter Admiral?

Kirk: Yeah.

Chekov: Apparently I can't do zat vith ze transporter. Everybody vas waporwised.

Kirk: Oh.

 

[Nerys Myk]

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KIRK and CHEKOV (thinking): What happend to him and whats that thing on his head?

 

[LeadHead]

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Chekov: Can I take the Navigation station back?

Spock: Over my dead body.

 

[Nerys Myk]

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MCCOY: I need you, Jim. Badly!

KIRK (through gritted teeth): Let. It. Go. Bones.

 

[Finn]

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I can't see the third picture, just the photoshopped version of it.

 

[Kirby]

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Hey Rat Boy thanks for the win!

All of McCoy's breakdancing routines ended with the hand-on-head stretchout.
McCoy: Top that BITCH!

Kirk: The Reliant, tough little ship. You do remember how to fire phasers, don't you?

Chekov: Fuck off Shatner.

 

[LeadHead]

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I can't see the third picture, just the photoshopped version of it.

Same here.

 

[Cyke101]

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I can't see the third picture, just the photoshopped version of it.

Same here.

I'd like to think that my Very First Photoshop simply overpowered the original in sheer quality