Favorite "Small" Simpsons Moments

[sojourner]

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Wow, George Clooney really has a distinctive voice!

Also, hmmm, quoting someone with a youtube clip embedded seems to have been disabled!?!

 

[InklingStar]

"My Homer is not a Communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a Communist, but he is NOT a porn star!"

 

[Gil T.Azell]

"My Homer is not a Communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a Communist, but he is NOT a porn star!"

From 3 Men and a Comic Book

Bart: "I am through with working. Working is for chumps."

Homer: "Son, I am proud of you. I was twice your age when I figured that out."

And
Homer: [Coming home as Bart has sold his beer] "Hey, boy aow are..."
[Upon seeing empty beer cans]
Homer: "AAAHHH! My beer, my beautiful beer."

 

[Thor Damar]

EPA minon (to Russ cargill) :"sir, I'm afraid you've gone mad with power!"

Russ Cargill: "Of course I have! Have you ever tried going mad without power? its boring, noone listens to you!"

 

[Rowan Sjet]

http://roryparle.com/2005/09/top-5-homer-talks-to-his-brain/

 

[The Wormhole]

"Do not worry, the secret of that client's illegal account is safe with me.
Oh crap, I should not have said it was a secret.
Oh crap, I should not have said he was a client.
Oh crap, I certainly should not have said it was illegal."
(Silence for a few seconds)
"It is too hot today."

Bart: "Which direction does your water turn when you flush your toilet?"
Foreign Aide: "He says the tide is turning."
Foreign President: "There's no stopping those rebels this time!"

Australian Farmer: "This is an outrage, I'm going to inform me Member of Parliament."
(Shouts to man feeding pigs)
"Hey Gus, get over here."

No actual dialogue here, but I remember one episode, Homer is spying on Mr. Burns for the FBI. The FBI move in to arrest Burns, but Homer, having a change of heart knocks the two agents out and him and Burns run off. After a few seconds, Homer returns to place one agent's hand on the other's ass.

Bart: "I'm going to miss out on the whole summer."
Homer: "Boy, when you grow up and get a job you're going to miss out on every summer."

 

[David cgc]

No actual dialogue here, but I remember one episode, Homer is spying on Mr. Burns for the FBI. The FBI move in to arrest Burns, but Homer, having a change of heart knocks the two agents out and him and Burns run off. After a few seconds, Homer returns to place one agent's hand on the other's ass.

Later, when they're escaping, Homer is trying to use the trillion-dollar bill in a vending machine. It doesn't accept it.

Burns: "There's soda on the plane!"

 

[Kegg]

From "You Only Move Twice":

"Ever see a guy say goodbye to his shoes?"
"Yes, once."

That made me laugh for around two years straight whenever I heard it. I could go with posting half that episode, really ("Oh, the hammock district!"), but I'll let it lie.

 

[Danny99]

Australian Farmer: "This is an outrage, I'm going to inform me Member of Parliament."
(Shouts to man feeding pigs)
"Hey Gus, get over here."

"That's a bloody outrage it is!"
(Comes up on the Prime Minister in a Tube)
"Hey Mr. Prime Minister!...Andy!"

 

[Rett Mikhal]

Lionel Hutz: "Mr. and Mrs. Simpson your case is the most legitimate legal concern since my lawsuit against The Never Ending Story."

That one slips by a lot. Suing the Never Ending Story because the movie ended is so hilarious and representative of the times (90s, when everyone was lawsuit crazy) it should go in a museum.

Also, to this day my friends and I still say: "Not until you finish your Sundae!!"
"Awww!"
"What's wrong with my Sundaes?"

 

[CaptainCanada]

No actual dialogue here, but I remember one episode, Homer is spying on Mr. Burns for the FBI. The FBI move in to arrest Burns, but Homer, having a change of heart knocks the two agents out and him and Burns run off. After a few seconds, Homer returns to place one agent's hand on the other's ass.

Later, when they're escaping, Homer is trying to use the trillion-dollar bill in a vending machine. It doesn't accept it.

Burns: "There's soda on the plane!"

"But sir, the Americans tried to kill you."
"Eh, they're not so bad. They even named a street after me in San Francisco."
*whispers*
"It's full of what?!"

 

[RandyS]

"My Homer is not a Communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a Communist, but he is NOT a porn star!"

I can't place that line. Who said it? Marge or Abe?

 

[Danny99]

^ Abe, in the episode where Homer ends up in command of a sub.

 

[Mr Light]

"Nonsense! Schlinder and I are peas in a pod! We both were rich industrialists... we both made shells for the Nazis... but mine worked dammit!" -- Mister Burns

 

[David cgc]

Lionel Hutz: "Mr. and Mrs. Simpson your case is the most legitimate legal concern since my lawsuit against The Never Ending Story."

WORKS ON CONTINGENCY?

NO, MONEY DOWN!

 

[Docbrown777]

"Mmmmmmm, sacrilicious."

 

[Geck]

Sax-o-mo-phone.....sax-o-mo-phooooone.

 

[mr.peany]

Homer: Ah, I love these lazy Saturdays.
Marge: It's Wednesday Homer.
Homer: (Screams).

Never fails to put a smile on my face.

 

[flandry84]

"They didn't start chasing us 'til you switched on that getaway music."


"I'm not going to lie to you Marge.See you later."

"There is no Scotchtoberfest".

Or Groundskeeper Willie singing "Doontoon"Now everytime I hear that song I start laughing.

 

[Mr Light]

"Yeah, I 'ate him! And I 'ate the mess he left on the rug!"