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Almost a thousand years ago England had an army and killed enough people till Ireland, Scotland and Wales bent over and agreed to pay taxes and kill frogs for the English crown.

Ever see how Canadians respond to being called American?

Indeed. We're very creative in how we can use hockey sticks as instruments of torture.

You won't cross the Canadian border by declaring your citizenship as American, you have to specify "U.S." or "Canadian". However, in practice, except when people are trying to be annoying or cute (read annoying) "American" means of the U.S.
 
You really shouldn't. England is only one of four political subdivisions of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland: England, Scotland, Wales, and Northern Ireland.

I have to admit I sometimes get fuzzy on which is Great Britain and which is the United Kingdom and sometimes use "Brit" for the whole lot.

I'm sorry I still view the U.K and surrounding areas as part of the
Roman
Empire!!:techman:

Vivat diu Roma libera

Except that the Romans never conquered Hibernia, aka Ireland. Shame, because our roads could have used their discipline.

By the way, as regards the possibility of nude Barrowman, I suggest the following titles for his manhood:

Johnson Barrowman

Barrowlittleman

Barrowman's John

TorchMorningWood

Captain One Eye

How Do You Solve a Problem Like (that's enough suggestions. Ed).
 
^^ I'm good with England, Scotland, and Wales (esp. thanks to Torchwood actually...) but the Irish thing throws me off (when it comes to grouping and unions).
Northern Ireland is part of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland but not part of Great Britain.

Over here we never say "United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland" which would of course make it quite obvious. It's just "United Kingdom". Maybe I'm just speaking for myself but I don't think it's as obvious that Ireland isn't part of the UK, I tend to think of that whole cluster of islands as one thing. I can make sense of it intellectually but it takes me a beat occasionally, it feels more natural to lump it all together.

I hope you're not including Ireland(not Northern Ireland) in that, because then you're merging two completely independent countries together. That would really be like calling the US and Canada one country. Oh, and I'm confused that you keep talking about a "cluster of islands". Which islands are you thinking about? Sure there are a bunch small islands in Scotland, but talking about them when discussing countries would be like calling the US a cluster of islands because of the Florida keys.
 
There's really no need to get oversensitive about things like that.

I hope you're not including Ireland(not Northern Ireland) in that, because then you're merging two completely independent countries together. That would really be like calling the US and Canada one country.
No, that would be like calling Albania, Bosnia, Serbia, Croatia, Slovenia, Greece, Kosovo, Montenegro and Macedonia "the Balkans".

Oh, and I'm confused that you keep talking about a "cluster of islands". Which islands are you thinking about?
The British Isles.
 
Northern Ireland is part of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland but not part of Great Britain.

Over here we never say "United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland" which would of course make it quite obvious. It's just "United Kingdom". Maybe I'm just speaking for myself but I don't think it's as obvious that Ireland isn't part of the UK, I tend to think of that whole cluster of islands as one thing. I can make sense of it intellectually but it takes me a beat occasionally, it feels more natural to lump it all together.

I hope you're not including Ireland(not Northern Ireland) in that, because then you're merging two completely independent countries together. That would really be like calling the US and Canada one country. Oh, and I'm confused that you keep talking about a "cluster of islands". Which islands are you thinking about? Sure there are a bunch small islands in Scotland, but talking about them when discussing countries would be like calling the US a cluster of islands because of the Florida keys.

I know Ireland is a different country but being so close it just seems like it should be part of the "United Kingdom". Throw in Northern Ireland (which I'd wager a lot of Americans do not know about) and it can make it hard to sort out.

I'm not saying I don't get it or can't understand it just that I instinctively want to lump it together and have to make a conscious effort to properly seperate it. I don't mean this as an insult or whatever.
 
Okay. So, here's a helpful primer on British and Irish stuff.

You have a collection of islands, commonly called the British Isles. This archipelago's name is sometimes objected to by the Irish, who object to it all being called British, but I'm going to use that term for convenience.

The British Isles is comprised of two major islands and lots of tiny little islands. The two big islands are the island of Great Britain, which is to the east, and the island of Ireland, which is to the west.

On the island of Great Britain, there exists England, Scotland, and Wales. On the island of Ireland, there exists Northern Ireland and the Republic of Ireland (whose formal name is just "Ireland," but which I'll call the Republic of Ireland to avoid confusion with the island).

England, Wales, Scotland, and Northern Ireland are all part of a single sovereign state called the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland. The Republic of Ireland used to be part of the United Kingdom, but they rebelled because, hey, turns out people don't like being part of a country without their consent. However, the six northeastern counties in Ireland stayed, forming Northern Ireland.

England has the largest population of the political subdivisions of the U.K., and its capital, London, is the capital of the U.K. As a result, many argue that England dominates the U.K. However, England is not the same thing as the United Kingdom.

The terms "U.K.," "United Kingdom," and "Great Britain" are often used as synonyms for the same thing -- the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland.

Something that's English is exclusively from or relating to England. Something that's Scottish deals with Scotland. Something that's Welsh deals with Wales. Something that's Northern Irish deals with Northern Ireland. Something that's British deals in some way with the whole United Kingdom, and therefore may also be English, Scottish, Welsh, Northern Irish, or all of the above. For instance, Russell T. Davies, creator of Torchwood, is simultaneously a Welshman and a Briton. He is not English, even though he is British.

England, Scotland, and Wales all used to be separate states: The Kingdom of England, the Kingdom of Scotland, and the Principality of Wales. Once upon a time, the Kingdom of England conquered the Principality of Wales, leaving only the Kingdom of England and the Kingdom of Scotland.

Meanwhile, on the island of Ireland, there existed the Kingdom of Ireland. The Kingdom of Ireland was in theory independent, but in reality was under England's heel.

Throughout most of their history, the Kingdom of England and the Kingdom of Scotland hated each other and went to war all the time. However, after the death of English Queen Elizabeth I, the King of Scotland inherited the English throne. England and Scotland were still independent, but they shared the same kings for over a hundred years. (There was a civil war and an interregnum, but they don't really matter for this discussion.)

In 1707, the Kingdoms of England and Scotland passed the Acts of Union 1707; they abolished themselves and formed the new Kingdom of Great Britain, which encompassed England, Scotland, and Wales. (Wales had been considered part of the Kingdom of England at the time; today it's recognized as its own separate thing in most contexts.) The Kingdom of Great Britain and the Kingdom of Ireland existed separately, though Ireland remained under the new Kingdom of Great Britain's heel. It was from the Kingdom of Great Britain that the United States declared its independence in 1776.

Finally, the Kingdom of Great Britain and the Kingdom of Ireland passed the Acts of Union 1800, which abolished the Kingdom of Great Britain and the Kingdom of Ireland and created in their place the new United Kingdom of Great Britain and Ireland.

The Irish were part of the U.K. for about a hundred and twenty years. Then, in the 1920s, they rebelled, 'cos, hey, guess what, they wanted to run their own damn country for once. Most of the Irish were Catholic and wanted an Irish republic (i.e., they were Republicans), but a majority in the six northeastern counties were Protestant and wanted to stay in the U.K. (i.e., they were Unionists). Finally, after the war ended, most of Ireland was allowed to form the Irish Free State, which was a new, sovereign state that shared a monarch with the United Kingdom in the same way that Canada still does, while the six counties in the northeast stayed in the U.K., forming Northern Ireland. After a few years, the Irish Free State abolished itself and replaced itself with the Republic of Ireland (formally just named Ireland).

There was a lot of fighting between Republicans and Unionists in Northern Ireland for about thirty years, called the Troubles, but the Troubles have mostly subsided. Northern Ireland remains part of the U.K., but no one knows what the future holds.

So, now, today, the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland (consisting of England, Wales, Scotland, and Northern Ireland on the island of Great Britain and in the northeastern part of the island of Ireland) gets to live happily alongside the Republic of Ireland (located on the island of Ireland).

Make sense?
 
I knew it was an earldom at some point, as some of my ancestors (as far as I know) were the Earls in question. Some earlier ancestors were Kings of Northumbria.

Then, when William the Conqueror came on the scene, a couple of them "opposed" him, but managed to flee to Scotland.

I just had the idea the UK was about these early kingdoms, though I didn't do a lot of historical research.
 
here's what I found on Wikipedia and have decided to educate my fellow posters, using far more words than is needed on that little island group off of North East Europe

Wonderful, a condescending Yank witterling on about the UK and state of the union.

So, hands up all you fellow BBSers who post from these fair Isles, does what Sci just wrote up actually matter one bit?
 
here's what I found on Wikipedia and have decided to educate my fellow posters, using far more words than is needed on that little island group off of North East Europe

Wonderful, a condescending Yank witterling on about the UK and state of the union.

There was a guy sitting there saying he didn't realize it was wrong to refer to the entire U.K. as "England" and that he'd assumed Ireland was part of it.

I don't think writing a short little thing about the differences between the islands, the constituent countries, and the sovereign states was unreasonable or condescending.

I know you don't like me, Dimesdan, but seriously, get the fuck over it and stop turning every sentence I write into an excuse to attack me.
 
here's what I found on Wikipedia and have decided to educate my fellow posters, using far more words than is needed on that little island group off of North East Europe

Wonderful, a condescending Yank witterling on about the UK and state of the union.

There was a guy sitting there saying he didn't realize it was wrong to refer to the entire U.K. as "England" and that he'd assumed Ireland was part of it.

I don't think writing a short little thing about the differences between the islands, the constituent countries, and the sovereign states was unreasonable or condescending.

I know you don't like me, Dimesdan, but seriously, get the fuck over it and stop turning every sentence I write into an excuse to attack me.

There are several people on this board and in the section who live either in the UK or in Republic of Ireland, if they had an issue with it, I'm sure they would have said, we could have explained to him why he was wrong, no one did, so why assume you should explain in your condescending manner and make an overly wordy explanation as to why he was wrong. Or better yet, tell him the information in a PM, that's what they are for. If someone wants to call the entirety of the UK, England, that's cool with me. How ever many centuries it's been and the like, to me, it's a non issue and to many people I know in Real Life, it's a non issue and they equate someone complaining of not recognising the different sections of the UK with the BNP.
 
Wales is still referred to as the principality, by the way.

This has no legal basis, however. http://www.walesonline.co.uk/news/w...ith-wales-dubbed-principality-91466-26777027/

...well, no. I never said it did, and absolutely anyone would tell you it doesn't have a legal basis. I said pretty clearly it is a term used to wind up the Welsh by the English. I'm not surprised the UN refer to it that way as if its fact. Hardly any supranational bodies get the place right. There was a map of the EU released a few years ago that didn't even have Wales on it.

I'll thank you not to quote my own local newspapers at me and lecture me about the country I have lived in all my life by the way. Unlike you I do not need to use Wikipedia and Google to talk about it.
 
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