TOS Caption Contest #186: Ladies in Blue

[Rat Boy]

Don't you go sneaking up behind me, because it's time for another caption contest. First, let's knock a couple back with...

For perhaps going a little too overboard in making people angry, our winner is...

McCoy: I don't think I like your tone of voice, Sandoval! In fact, I don't much care for the way you're dressed, either! And come to think of it, that's a pretty crappy haircut you've got there, too!

For a case of mistaken identity, our winner is...

GARROVICK: The gas creature! I must save the Captain!!!!

KIRK ( thinking) Whew! Honey burritos were a bad idea.

Suddenly I have the hankering for a honey burrito. Anyway, for extreme speech therapy, our winner is...

Spock: Vessels, ensign, vessels! Again. Say it with me. "Nuclear....vessels."

And I haven't a clue what's up with the Photoshop winner, but it does remind me of Austin Powers...

Ninja Diemon Dave: "And a Judey Chop!!!"




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Hopefully this isn't the last we've seen of Karate Garrovick and thanks again to captrek for finding him for us. And congratulations to the winners. This week, it's all about the girls in blue short skirts and then some. First, Helen Noel starts to realize that maybe it wasn't so bad that she didn't hook up with Captain Kirk at the Christmas party. Next, Mirror Marlena makes Kirk Prime think twice about going back home. And finally, Spock and Nurse Chapel discover that happens on Wrigley's Pleasure Planet doesn't necessarily stay there. Enjoy:

 

[Rat Boy]

Noel (thinking): My boobs are down here!

Kirk: "Really? That's all you do around here? I'm thinking I should write a nice long memo to Starfleet Command when I get back."

Spock: "For the last time, her name's Chapel, not Chapelle. Chapelle's the one who goes around sickbay claiming to be some guy named Rick James or Samuel L. Jackson or Lil Jon or some crap like that."

 

[jep]

Kirk thinking to himself: "Oh, I am so taking her in the mirror universe."



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[jep]

Marlena: "I said, 'I thought Sulu was the only one who wore his sash on the right side'."



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[jep]

After Christine's family found out about her "condition", there was only one course of action to take: a Phaser Wedding."



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[Sir Rhosis]

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In a futile attempt to win Spock's heart, Chapel attempted a make-over to make her look like Zarabeth.

Sir Rhosis

(Seriously, in this one frame, she does slightly resemble Mariette Hartley (that or my eyes are failing worse than I thought))

 

[Sir Rhosis]

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Shatner thinking: No fucking way she and Norman Schwarzkopf are cousins!

 

[Gil T.Azell]

Noel (thinking): My boobs very perky today!
Kirk: (thinking) My god those are perfectly perky "I must play with the..., inside voice Jim, inside voice."

Kirk: "May I get you another?"
Marlena: "Oh sure get the Yomen drunk and..Oh what the hell make it a tripple"

 

[Nerys Myk]

KIRK (thinking): I am so having sex with her.

KIRK (thinking): I am so having sex with her.

SPOCK (thinking): I am so not having sex with her.

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk (thinking): Well I know what I'm doing when I get back to my quarters tonight.

Kirk (thinking): Well I know what I'm doing when I get back to my quarters tonight.

Enterprise chaplain (off camera): "We are gathered to mourn the passing of James T. Kirk, who masturbated himself to death in his quarters last night."

Spock: "Tried to warn him and would he listen? Of course not."

 

[Rat Boy]

Marlena: "Gee, I'm feeling a little..."

*passes out*

Kirk: "Roofies? I like how Alternate Me rolls."

Boring safety seminars...OF THE FUTURE!

 

[Nerys Myk]

COUNSELOR: And Spock, why did you try to hit Nurse Chapel with a bowl of Plomeek soup? Was that the best way to express your feelings?

 

[Rat Boy]

Noel: "Well?"

Kirk: "Well what?"

Noel: "Say it!"

Kirk: "Do I really have to?"

Noel: "Yes."

Kirk: "But...but it's implied! Everybody knows I mean it!"

Noel: "Just this once, I want you to say it out loud."

Kirk: "Fine...energize."

Noel: "Was that so hard?"

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Kirk (thinking): "I can't prove it, but I know you're the one who posted 'Capt. Kirk has a wee willy' on the rec room bulletin board."

Marlena: "We have a saying in my universe, Captain: 'It is my duty to serve the greater glory of the Empire!'"
Kirk: "We have a saying in my universe, too: 'It's my duty to hit that booty!'"

Roddenberry (OS): "Good news and bad news, guys! NBC bought the show...but they're insisting that I get rid of one of your characters. Now, Majel is sleeping with me. Leonard, you got anything to top that?"

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Noel: Yes, they're real. And they're spectacular.

Kirk (thinking): When did I order a Jennie as my yeoman...

Kirk (off-camera): I'm sorry, Miss Chapel, but Mr. Spock has gone black and he ain't coming back.
Chapel: He's had sex with Mr. Boma?!

 

[jep]

Kirk (OS): "You should have warned her, Spock."

Spock: "I did Captain. She knew all about my bifurcation."

Kirk (OS): "No Spock, I mean you should have told your stuff was... uh... acidic. Look at those burns on her, man!!!"

Spock: "Oh. That. It... was an honest mistake on my part sir."



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[Rat Boy]

Shatner (thinking): I hope she becomes a regular.

Shatner (thinking): I hope she becomes a regular.

Nimoy (thinking): I hope become a regular on Mission: Impossible.

 

[Nerys Myk]

ADMIRAL WORMER: Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to...hey, where is Kirk?

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

McCoy (off-camera): I've run the tests twice. There's no doubt about it; you're pregnant, Spock, and Christine's at fault.
Chapel: Damn cheap Rigillian rubbers!

 

[Nick M]

Kirk: This settles it. Never. Going. Home. Again.