TOS Caption Contest #185: Punch Drunk

[ItsGreen]

Liquid viagra my friend, and that's NOT a hypo-spray in my pants!

 

[Yeoman Randi]

w00t! A win! Thanks Ratboy! Heh, and i was worried no one would "get" it!!


Well then, i wonder if anyone will get this one (i suspect you will due to a comment you made):

McCoy (tilts head back toward the lake behind him): "This is where the fish lives."

 

[Isis]

Spock: "Mr. Chekov, I am obligated to check out your claim that you can tie a cherry stem into a knot with your tongue. Illogical...but fascinating."

 

[LeadHead]

Thanks for the Win!

McCoy: You want to see how quickly I can put you into a hospital?

Sandoval: Do your worst McCoy!

McCoy: McCoy to Enterprise. Beam Sandoval to a Hospital.

 

[Nerys Myk]

MCCOY: I've had quite a few of these.

SANDOVAL: And?

MCCOY: I might throw up on you.

 

[LeadHead]

Spock: (on Enterprise) Captain, we have a problem. Our plan will not Work, Doctor McCoy has switched off his communicator.

Sandoval: Our society here is one that shares, so I would like to have a sip of that drink.

McCoy Punches Sandoval

Spock: (on Enterprise) Never mind.

 

[mirandafave]

Bugs Bunny voice:What's up Doc?!

REVENGE OF THE RED SHIRTS!

 

[Rat Boy]

Well then, i wonder if anyone will get this one (i suspect you will due to a comment you made):

McCoy (tilts head back toward the lake behind him): "This is where the fish lives."

McCoy: "You looking for Lieutenant Palamas? She got eaten by a giant spider."

 

[Smellincoffee]

Mr. Gavvorick's true home in the Mirror Universe was revealed when he attempted to appeal to the captain for promotion by killing him.

Spock: Vessels, ensign, vessels! Again. Say it with me. "Nuclear....vessels."

 

[Nerys Myk]

GARROVICK: The gas creature! I must save the Captain!!!!

KIRK ( thinking) Whew! Honey burritos were a bad idea.

 

[Ssosmcin]

As Sandoval discovered, Mint Juleps gave McCoy flatulence.

Garrovick: "Shit! A bee!"

Garrovick countered Kirk's gas with his armpit stench. The contest ended in a draw.

Chekov's neck: SNAP!

Spock: "Oops."

 

[LeadHead]

Kirk: I'm so proud that you didn't turn out like your father, he was one who always went for the cheap attack from behind...

 

[LeadHead]

McCoy: You see in this race, there's a tortoise and a hare. The tortoise goes really slowly, but moves steadily. The hare sprints, then rests out of overconfidence.

Sandoval: Which one are you?

McCoy: The Drunk Spectator.

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk: "You know, in hindsight, I blame your father for Tycho IV. 'Oh, gee, it's a cloud of gas. What harm could it possibly do to us?' Fucking pansy."

 

[Nerys Myk]

KIRK: Do you know how many redshirts I've decked without breakig a sweat? So I'd belay that "karate chop", if I were you, mister.

 

[Yeoman Randi]

MCCOY: It's an old family recipe.

Man: "What's in it?"

McCoy: "Oh a lot of things....chicken.... corn.... green peppers.............chili.................onions........"

 

[Yeoman Randi]

Well then, i wonder if anyone will get this one (i suspect you will due to a comment you made):

McCoy (tilts head back toward the lake behind him): "This is where the fish lives."

McCoy: "You looking for Lieutenant Palamas? She got eaten by a giant spider."

Dr. Blowcheese: "And now the spider needs a Zantac?"

 

[T'Girl]

Kirk:
"The cloud creature has consumed all the blood bait."
"One of us will have to stand next to the bomb, while the other one beams up to the ship."
"Since I'm the Captain, Garrovick you'll have to ... "

 

[Isis]

Kirk (to self): "I have a distinct premonition it's not safe down here. I'm so glad Garrovick's got my back."

 

[Mistral]

Garrovick: "No more Tuesday Surprise!"