When ever women are around water with the potential to fall in, they are always wearing tee-shirts and they usually are white.
Things I've learned from watching TV and films...
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That fat goofy guy who works in a crap job ALWAYS beats out the chiseled, hard bodied guy with a good job for the hottest girl in town.
you forgot "and the water is always cold."
Dogs, usually German Shepherds, don't make it all the way to the end of an ordeal between a family and a psychopath.
Neither does the sassy best friend and/or next door neighbor.
The pets are always smarter then the owners.
Similarly, every window in Sydney has a view of the Opera House and Harbour Bridge; every window in London has a view of Big Ben...
And said ducts allow access to every single part of that building, complex or vessel. You can go absolutely anywhere you need to go and won't be detected - unless you're stupid enough to make a noise.
Kids are always precocious and will foil the bad guy and win the day.
You can survive the nuclear holocaust by hiding in a fridge.
If you kill an animals brother, mother, father or sister. That animal will hunt you down and kill you for revenge.
- The apartment doors in American homes are usually very easy to break open, one kick usually does it.
- The guy/gal you talked with on the airport bar will sit next to you on the plane.
- Stolen cars usually ran out of gas only after the chase sequence is over..and there is usually a gas station nearby to refuel, no matter where this happens.
- Toilets are usually completly or almost empty everytime the main character needs to go there.
- Fat or old people are often never seen on the beaches, only fit guys and slim bikini babes.
- Nobody ever seems to be using condoms/protection even though they sleep with a person that they just met. Nor they are visible on the motel night stands or anywhere else.
- Clothes of the love makers are never on one bile, but are spread on evenly fashion towards the bed.
- Only women take a shower before sex, while the man usually lies in the bed and waits for her.
- The guy/gal you talked with on the airport bar will sit next to you on the plane.
- Stolen cars usually ran out of gas only after the chase sequence is over..and there is usually a gas station nearby to refuel, no matter where this happens.
- Toilets are usually completly or almost empty everytime the main character needs to go there.
- Fat or old people are often never seen on the beaches, only fit guys and slim bikini babes.
- Nobody ever seems to be using condoms/protection even though they sleep with a person that they just met. Nor they are visible on the motel night stands or anywhere else.
- Clothes of the love makers are never on one bile, but are spread on evenly fashion towards the bed.
- Only women take a shower before sex, while the man usually lies in the bed and waits for her.
You can be tossed through a plate glass window without getting a scratch
You can have bullets that will go through walls, yet you will be safe if you hide behind a sofa,
A women who doesn't know how to use a weapon, will drop the weapon. After it hits the ground, it will fire all its bullets. Killing all the bad guys but missing the good guys.
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