Even in the late 24th century, Filipino prisons couldn't resist a good Michael Jackson dance-off.
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Even in the late 24th century, Filipino prisons couldn't resist a good Michael Jackson dance-off.
DATA: I said "LUNCH"...
Not LAUNCH!!!
The thermonuclear photon torpedo warhead.
A failure from day one.
No one on the bridge appreciated Q's having turned it into a Tilt-A-Whirl.
The Enterprise crew always enjoyed a good round of WiiFit before starting their duty shifts.
Next time, Commander Data would remember to turn the lights off before installing new bulbs.
Troi (over intercom): Data, if I'm understanding these emotions correctly, I don't think that is his hand you're shaking.
Picard(talking through his hand): I must say,... having Mr. Data on board has made our first contacts much easier.
Riker, Worf, Geordi: Aye, Captain!
Wesley: If you say so, Sir...
Come on.
Vogue.
Let your fanbase groan to the music.
The Tan-O-Deck.
A complete and utter failure.
ENTITY: Stop touching me there!!! STOP IT!!!!
DATA: C'mon, give me more cloud!
Picard (off camera): "Stupid Apple iRobot!"
Picard (off camera): "Stupid Apple iRobot!"
Data: You know that originally it was supposed to be called iDroid, until Apple was succesfully sued by Google in the last great brand name war in 2326.
WORF: Just WHO is Robau ... and why should I care?
ROBAU Ch. 4, v. 7: And He reached across time and space itself, and plucked the leading edge of the mighty starship, and shook slightly. 8. And Paleman whispered "shutthefuckup".
DATA: ...but I thought the Captain said the parking boot had been REMOVED!!!
Calamarain-on-android sex.
Hotter than the surface of a sun.
Not to mention brighter.
Picard: "See, people?! This is why CHILDREN ARE NOT ALLOWED ON THE BRIDGE!"
Bitsy: "You shouldn't have made me angry!"
Picard's dislike of children on the bridge soon became COMPLETELY apparent.
And justified.