ionizing radiation symbol. WTF?

[Locutus of Bored]

It's a good thing OSHA finally inspected that Grail temple.

 

[Capn Flukie]

Hooray! I made someone wet themselves! Surely, there can be no higher praise.

 

[JonathonWally]

"As you can see in figure 1, the Egyptian influence on early modern American culture experienced a resurgence around 1022 CFB (2010 AD on the pre-Diaspora scale). Current archaeological theory holds that Yucca mountain contains the body of a great leader, perhaps Emperor Washington himself. We'll know for certain when I take a team of graduate students inside the tomb next year. Whatever we find, I'm sure it will be...electrifying."

I wouldn't be surprised if Akhenaten was an alien.

 

[Mike Farley]

Radiation summons pirates so RUN AWAY!

 

[Owain Taggart]

It's a good thing OSHA finally inspected that Grail temple.

This one looks like dodgeball with the skull. Hmm, someone lost their head too.

 

[Locutus of Bored]

 

[Gepard]

^

 

[scotpens]

And, of course, this variation:

“As you can see in figure 1, the Egyptian influence on early modern American culture experienced a resurgence around 1022 CFB (2010 AD on the pre-Diaspora scale). Current archaeological theory holds that Yucca mountain contains the body of a great leader, perhaps Emperor Washington himself. We'll know for certain when I take a team of graduate students inside the tomb next year. Whatever we find, I'm sure it will be...electrifying.”

Having participated in such a momentous discovery, I'm sure they'll be glowing with pride!

 

[Tan Ru]

"Reel-to-reel tapes radiate harmful Grateful Dead emissions; prance away, stage left."

 

[MetalPants]

It is clearly a symbolic teaching tool on how to do my ancestral people's native dance, the Funky White Boy.

 

[tau136]

You just microwaved mama's Sunday roast into bones - run away and hide; very far & fast.

 

[Yeoman Randi]

This thread is so full of win!!!!

 

[T'Girl]

The skull creature, with four legs, is chasing the guy, who is running toward the big spear on the ground in front of him. This all takes place in a tanning salon.

Actual looks like something out of a Indiana Jones movie.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

THIS WAY TO T'BONZ FIRESIDE CHAT

 

[Robert Maxwell]

This thread is awesome!

WHEN CAUGHT BETWEEN A GIANT SKULL AND BONES AND A MIGHTY PINWHEEL, RUN AWAY! RUN AWAY!

 

[Lindley]

"Nukeman, your mission is to eat only Uranium-238. And beware the devious Mr. Skull, who will eat you if you are wrong."
"Nukeman. Nukeman. Nukeman. 238! 238! Nukeman. Nukeman. ?.....Nope, 235."

 

[Locutus of Bored]

The line for 'The Pirates of Chernobyl' starts here.

 

[DonIago]

Beware of the powerful forces generated by Wind Energy. Possible side-effects include having the flesh rent from your skull or being blown away in a rightwards direction, possibly causing a broken leg.

 

[Kemaiku]

this thread, simply, lol.

 

[Robert Maxwell]

Snakes with arrows on their heads may chase you. Follow the friendly arrow-shaped, legless dog to safety. The snakes will feast upon a giant, decorative skull instead.