You are given the choice of ONLY 1 Star Trek DVD/Blu-ray set to watch until you are rescued. Also, on the desert island you have a superior HD television & sound system. Please note that you will NOT have cable tv...the only thing you can watch is whatever Trek set you choose here, so make a good choice. Keep in mind that it is possible you may never be rescued. What will it be?
I'm concerned about those choices....because if I may never be rescued...and we
only have Trek DVD's to entertain us...?
No companionship?
SHATNER: You, you must be almost 30. Have you ever kissed a girl?
LOVITZ: No. (sniffles) I’ve spent most of my life stranded on a desert island with nothing but Star Trek videos for companionship. I idolized you and my dreams of somebody being rescued and meeting you gave me the strength to survive all those years. I was just rescued last night and the first thing I did is come straight here.
SHATNER: See, that’s my point. Priorities. The Mustang Ranch’s not ten miles from here. Why didn’t you stop there first?
LOVITZ: Because I heard Melanie was going to be tagging along with you to the convention. We hooked up in her room this morning.
SHATNER: But didn’t you just say...
LOVITZ: I said I’ve never
kissed a girl. That doesn’t mean I didn’t pay your daughter 30 bucks to blow me this morning. In retrospect, I wish I’d saved it for the program from the ’75 convention, but I didn’t know that was going to be available.
SHATNER: You know, captrek, some of your jokes lately have been really tasteless.
CAPTREK: Blow me, Shatner.
SHATNER: I really don’t like it when people talk to me that way.
CAPTREK: I wasn’t talking to
you, Bill.
MELANIE: Mmmph.