My God, it's full of THREAD BOMBS!

[Adm_Hawthorne]

Grand slam, right out of the park Flukie! I love it!

QFT

Epic Win on this one.

 

[Adm_Hawthorne]

 

[trekkiedane]

Superman was kinda bored so he just started flying around looking for something to do. He's flying over Wonder Woman's house and sees her bedroom window is open. He stops for a glimpse and sees her lying on her bed naked. She's lying there and squirming around looking real hot.

Superman was getting turned on looking at her so he decides what the hell, I can just fly in real quick, give her the ole' in-out and be out of there before she even knows what hit her. After all he is Superman. So, in he goes, wham-bam and he's out of there.

Wonder Woman knew something happened and says, "What was that?" The invisible man says, "I don't know but, damn, is my ass sore."

So sorry! - won't do it again...

 

[Rowan Sjet]

SO HAPPY!

 

[Adm_Hawthorne]

 

[John Picard]

I need a few of those for both work and school.

Back in the 70's, when jokes were passed around on Xeroxed pieces of paper, one of my older brothers had something like the above. It was a drawing of Mickey Mouse, flipping the bird followed by a scathing narrative of the offender's lousy parking job and a listing of the various animals that could fit in all of the free space on the other side of the parking space. The closing line said, "Assholes like you should ride the bus!"

 

[siskokid888]

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" Today Christians stand at the head of our country.
We want to fill our culture again with the Christian spirit.
We want to burn out all the recent immoral developments in literature,
in the theatre, and in the press -- in short,
we want to burn out the poison of immorality which has entered into our whole life and culture as a result of liberal excess during the past years." - Adolph Hitler

Major win. Stick it to em, brian

 

[Spaceman Spiff]

Just made this spin on a classic, but I can't really wait until Christmas.

 

[Adm_Hawthorne]

^ *shivers*



That's creepy Santa.

 

[Zulu Romeo]

"Glory to you.... and your houuuse."

 

[archeryguy1701]

I need to make some (ok, a lot!) of these! They would come in very handy around here!

 

[Capn Flukie]

Grand slam, right out of the park Flukie! I love it!

Thanks!

I made this probably two three years ago.

 

[tharpdevenport]

 

[Squiggy]

 

[sidious618]

Fat baby!

 

[SPOCKED]

DeLancie delivers!

 

[auntiehill]

^ I love it!

 

[M'Sharak]

I need a few of those for both work and school.

Back in the 70's, when jokes were passed around on Xeroxed pieces of paper, one of my older brothers had something like the above. It was a drawing of Mickey Mouse, flipping the bird followed by a scathing narrative of the offender's lousy parking job and a listing of the various animals that could fit in all of the free space on the other side of the parking space. The closing line said, "Assholes like you should ride the bus!"

Not exactly the same as what you're describing, but I remember another one in circulation during the '70s which was pretty close:

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

^ "May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits."

Ah, the bygone days of Karnac the Magnificent...

 

[Admiral Shran]