Movie Caption Contest #148: Fun And Games

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Re: Movie Caption Contest #148: Fun And Games And No Sex

 

[Mistral]

"Ok, Ambassador, if you can shoot down my plane your people can have the whole Nuetral Zone for themselves."

"And if you win?"

"Then we get the 35 over-stimulated Romulan virgins, just like we discussed."

 

[Mistral]

Scotty: "I think I've got it. This is either the ignition or the self-destruct."

Chekov: "What?!?"

 

[cooleddie74]

SCOTTY: That's the antimatter inducer...over there's the weapons charger...

Rinse...Spin...Dry...

 

[cooleddie74]

ALIEN WOMAN: I told you a simple game of dom-jot would be more fun than this low-res crap.

 

[Nerys Myk]

SULU: So is it the blue wire or the red one?

CHEKOV: Sulu, I think he's drunk again.

 

[Maurice]

CADET: Are you sure this is 4096-bit game?

DOOHAN: See? Shatner's heart is three sizes too small!
KOENIG: Oh, give it a rest.

Before TNG was even over, Patrick Stewart was already preparing for his next role as Sterling in "Jefferey".

 

[Candlelight]

Then Scotty pressed START and his meat pie began warming in the microwave.

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Scotty: Look at what Nyota posted to my Wall.
Chekov: I don't think this is the time to be checking your Facebook. After all, the fucking planet is about to blow up!
Scotty: Oh, guess, I should change my status to "...looking for the anti-matter inducer."

 

[Rat Boy]

Scotty: Look at what Nyota posted to my Wall.
Chekov: I don't think this is the time to be checking your Facebook. After all, the fucking planet is about to blow up!
Scotty: Oh, guess, I should change my status to "...looking for the anti-matter inducer."

Sulu: "I'm more interested in where the Dislike button is."

 

[cooleddie74]

SCOTTY: This Trek BBS thing is DAFT, lads!!

D'ye see the tripe these so-called "fans" post on these boards? It's nothin' but wee FAIL!!

 

[Nerys Myk]

SCOTTY: This Trek BBS thing is DAFT, lads!!

D'ye see the tripe these so-called "fans" post on these boards? It's nothin' but wee FAIL!!

CHEKOV: Like the last time you tried to find your penis?

 

[Candlelight]

Scotty: Look at what Nyota posted to my Wall.
Chekov: I don't think this is the time to be checking your Facebook. After all, the fucking planet is about to blow up!
Scotty: Oh, guess, I should change my status to "...looking for the anti-matter inducer."

"Kirk has gone from 'in a relationship' to 'single'. That's it, I'm unfriending him."

 

[LeadHead]

Scotty: Where's the Damn Antimatter Inducer?

Chekov: Who cares? There's the steering wheel and there's the gas! Lets get the Hell Outta here!

 

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Walt: "Jeez, Jimmy...don't ya think that'll piss George off?"

Jimmy: "If you come in from just the right angle, George never see's it coming...been doin' it for years."

 

[LeadHead]

Scotty: Stop sneezing on the controls!

 

[Mr Silver]

Doohan: "And if you look really closely you can see where Shatner's toupee ends and his own hair begins
Takei: "Oh My!.."

 

[Mr Silver]

And this is why Romulan Ale is Illegal...

 

[cooleddie74]

SULU: I never realized Pac Man was so well HUNG.

 

[cooleddie74]

"Are you the dwarf call girl I ordered several hours ago?

Come on in. Make yourself at home."