What weird stuff can you do with your tongue?

[RoJoHen]

My tongue is more for show than anything.

 

[Zulu Romeo]

My tongue is more for show than anything.

I keep mine within my mouth, mostly.

 

[RoJoHen]

Always keep them wanting more...

 

[Zulu Romeo]

Actually, it's to lull them into a false sense of security, then at the last moment, stun them with my incredible halitosis.

 

[RoJoHen]

I just lick them in the face. They never see it coming.

 

[Zulu Romeo]

I prefer to taste their tears.

 

[RoJoHen]

Salty.

 

[Zulu Romeo]

Salty.

Salty, says you. Unfathomable sadness, says I.

 

[RoJoHen]

It's so hard to tell the difference sometimes.

 

[Zulu Romeo]

Yes... and apart from the aforementioned hypoglossal hyperbolic hijinks, there's not really much else I can do with my tongue. Except bite on it when eating dinner and scald it when drinking tea. It has scars now, you know.

 

[od0_ital]

You two should get a room.

 

[greenguy]

My tongue is large and quick and I use it to eat food and men.

From what I can tell there are a few on this board who could use a good tongue in a few places. Hell, some of the ladies deserve it, too, but I'm not making any promises.

 

[RoJoHen]

I have always been fascinated by the people who can tie knots in cherry stems with their tongue.

 

[RoJoHen]

You two should get a room.

Don't hate.

Salivate.

 

[Zulu Romeo]

You two should get a room.

Sorry. My tongue is unusually sharp and busy today. (Mind you, here it's my fingers that are doing most of the talking... one can so easily confuse tongue and fingertips at times... both have their similar uses.)

 

[RoJoHen]

I've just been licking my keyboard for the last 20 minutes.

 

[greenguy]

I have always been fascinated by the people who can tie knots in cherry stems with their tongue.

Tying knots in cherry stems, opening Starburst wrappers, it's all the same.

 

[Zulu Romeo]

I've just been licking my keyboard for the last 20 minutes.

There's no accounting for taste.

 

[RoJoHen]

I have always been fascinated by the people who can tie knots in cherry stems with their tongue.

Tying knots in cherry stems, opening Starburst wrappers, it's all the same.

But how is it done?! The mind boggles.

 

[Zulu Romeo]

I have always been fascinated by the people who can tie knots in cherry stems with their tongue.

Tying knots in cherry stems, opening Starburst wrappers, it's all the same.

But how is it done?! The mind boggles.

Bony oropharyngeal hooks. The only possible explanation.