TAS Caption Contest #25: Down and Out

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Kirk: He keeps kneeing my groin!
Orion: That is not my knee.
Scotty: Not everyone keeps their genitals in the same place, Cap'n.

Kirk: So why isn't he kneeing me in the knee?

 

[cooleddie74]

ORION: Is this what you Earthmen call "getting to third base?"

I can't tell.

 

[cooleddie74]

Just let him sleep, Bones.

He's had a hard day staring into that stupid blue viewer of his. He must have the WORST headache.

TELL me about it...

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk: He keeps kneeing my groin!
Orion: That is not my knee.
Scotty: Not everyone keeps their genitals in the same place, Cap'n.

Kirk: So why isn't he kneeing me in the knee?

Orion: "Because I didn't sleep through my xenobiology classes in school, dumbass."

 

[cooleddie74]

The Atomic Wedgie heard 'round the quadrant...

 

[Rat Boy]

Arex: "This is ancient Earth's most foolish program. Why does Hurley, the largest candidate, not simply eat the other two?"

 

[cooleddie74]

AREX: Was putting a Dustbuster ON the science station console really such a great idea?!

 

[M'Sharak]

"Bones, is it just me, or is there some messed-up perspective in this shot?"

 

[cooleddie74]

Keniclius Spock could never hold his liquor.

 

[cooleddie74]

KIRK: SQUEAL!!!!

SQUEAL like a sehlat!!!

 

[Nerys Myk]

KIRK (off camera): So, that thing under his chin is his....

MCCOY (off camera): Yep, with that third leg it had to go somewhere.

 

[cooleddie74]

AREX: This View Master contraption is just plain AMAZING, sir!!

 

[Noname Given]

Arex: (Singing): "Fleet subspace net is for porn...Fleet subspace net is for porn..."

 

[Captain Crow]

Kirk: It's not a purse! It's a man bag you aqua blue son of a bitch!

 

[cooleddie74]

ORION: NO!!!

My wife will start to suspect, dammit!!!

 

[milo bloom]

Kirk: "Get ready to toss the Pokeball Scotty, I've almost got this one's health down!"

 

[cooleddie74]

ORION: I sure hope that wet spot on your trousers is from something ELSE, Captain!!

 

[Isis]

Kirk: That last "Lost" episode just got too convoluted for him.

Arex: So that's what's in McDonald's special sauce. I could make some money on this if only McDonald's hadn't gone out of business a hundred years ago.

 

[cooleddie74]

Let him sleep, Bones.

He tried sitting through the second SEX AND THE CITY movie. Got ten minutes in...the poor fellow.

AREX: These carnival peep shows NEVER live up to the fifty cents.

 

[milo bloom]

Okay, this is a little late, but it just came to me.

Arex: "If those stupid MacGruber popups don't stop, I'm seriously going to choke someone..."