TAS Caption Contest #25: Down and Out

[Rat Boy]

No time for rest, but it is time for another caption contest. First, let's slide the bill on over to...

First up, we have a combination regular win and Photoshop win...

Spock: I'm sorry, Miss Chapel, but I like my women like I like my coffee--black.

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CHAPEL: Easy fix, we're animated.

For getting a little tail, our winner is...

Scotty" Och will ye no watch what yer doin with that tail lassie..You caught me right in the 'nads... Again!

And for the caption that immediately makes one want to scream "YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAH!" at the top of their lungs, our winner is...

Spock: This situation is... very illogical *eyebrow raise*

Congratulations to the winners. First up in this round, the crew finally notices Spock sleeping on the job. Second, we have Arex cackling manically now that he's replaced both Chekov and Spock. Finally, we have Scotty and a couple of redshirts wondering if they should just walk away and pretend they didn't see anything. Enjoy and see you in three weeks:

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk: "Nice going, Bones. Now he's suffered an illogic overload."

Arex: "I still can't find that 'snipe' on sensors."

*Crew snickers*

Kirk: "This isn't a purse, you bastard!"

Scotty: "Och, this could go on for a while."

 

[Nerys Myk]

KIRK: I dont mind him throwing up and passing out, but I wish he had kept his pants on.

AREX: Hey, I think I'm in the new movie!!!!

*Crew snickers*

KIRK: You're...gonna...take... that sponge bath!!!!

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Kirk: "Spock! Stop it! Get up, man! Everyone's staring!"
McCoy: "Jesus, Jim, this pon solo compulsion is even more embarrassing than pon farr!"

Arex: "What the...? There's nothing in here except a continuous loop of a naked Chinese girl walking around in high heels while smoking a cigarette!"

Kirk: "You get your DC ass out of here, mister! We're all Marvel fans on this ship!"
Alien: "I am not Green Lantern!"

 

[Deranged Nasat]

Computer: "This concludes playback of ship-wide log recordings for "Spock's Brain" and "Catspaw". Commencing with records of "The Way to Eden"".

Arex: "...my God."

 

[Maurice]

BONES: Told you Spock was getting a big head.

AREX: What? The Phase II guys are rendering me like THAT?! This means war!

Kirk was about to learn the hard way that "fire" was a bad choice for a safe word.

 

[Vassa]

Kirk: See, Bones? I told you he'd eventually say something that pissed her off, and Pop! Out like a light too haha!
McCoy: Lot's of experience with that, eh Jim?
Kirk: Naw, I usually know it's coming and duck.

Kirk: Scotty, stop fondling his balls and give them back!

 

[Ssosmcin]

Kirk: "This pose was not drawn better on He-Man! Say it!"

Orion: "I meant Bravestarr. Bravestarr!"

 

[cooleddie74]

KIRK: Let him get some rest, Bones.

Putting up with your ass all the time can wear a man out. Half-human or NOT.

AREX: "What the Butler Saw?"

OHHHHH. Now I get the old human reference.


Gotcha!

KIRK: Nice abs.

You do Pilates?

 

[cooleddie74]

KIRK: He had a little too much LDS.

 

[Mistral]

Kirk: "Space Ghost, you're going down!"

Redshirt: "Uh, Captain, isn't Space Ghost's outfit white and blue?"

Kirk: "You haven't been watching TAS much, have you?"

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Spock: "Hmm... Squadron of Klingon cruisers... passed through here. Not more than 5 hours ago."
Kirk: "Give it up Spock! You're not an Indian Scout!"

Arex: "Bifurcated! Big deal! Bifurcated. Once you go trifurcated, you never go back."

Kirk: "Quick. Someone get me a salt shaker."
Alien: "I'm not a slug, you moron!"

 

[cooleddie74]

The infamous "Gay" episode of TAS the network never wanted kids...or adults...to see.

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Arex: "Wow, this 'Urban Dictionary' database has some really interesting info! So that's why everyone always starts giggling whenever I mention my third leg!"

 

[Noname Given]

Dr. Leonard McCoy: "Okay Jim, you get the sharpie, and I'll grab his wallet."

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Thanks for the joint win!

Arex: There's nothing in here but a blue light bulb.

Orion: Your phaser's poking me.
Kirk: That's not my phaser.

 

[Maurice]

KIRK: It's....so... so lifelike!
BONES: And anatomically correct. Happy Birthday, Jim.

AREX: I wonder if there are any job openings on Filmation's Flash Gordon cartoon...

Everyone remembers the "first interracial kiss" on American TV.
Fewer remember the "first knee to the mommy-daddy-button" on Saturday Morning KidVid.

 

[T'Boggan]

Cheers for the win...!

KIRK: Is he dreaming us or are we dreaming him?
McCoy: Im a doctor Jim, not a Philosopher...
Kirk:I dont colect stamps either Bones...
McCoy:Sigh!

AREX: Damn..Sulu! what the hell have you been doing with my Dustbuster !?

Kirk; Scotty...prepare the breast implants, all this wrestling is making me horny!

 

[Nerys Myk]

KIRK: You Kree warriors aren't so tough!

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Kirk: He keeps kneeing my groin!
Orion: That is not my knee.
Scotty: Not everyone keeps their genitals in the same place, Cap'n.