Ideas for a 'fake' life please

[Sephiroth]

the price for learning magic is very high :P i just though something outrageous would make for a more entertaining postcard

 

[K'Ehleyr]

the price for learning magic is very high :P i just though something outrageous would make for a more entertaining postcard

As is should be ~ it's just the use of the word 'compound' that freaks me a bit

 

[Jadzia]

a temporary work placement that you accepted with short notice, serving with the MI6 in important work overseas. (aka a secret agent)

I'm leaning towards the MI6 idea. And then I could sign my postcards with psuedo names ~ ideas definately needed for those please Jadzia.

Should your mission sound silly, or borderline feasible?

You're on the trail of a criminal mastermind who has been smuggling clogs across the channel into Holland, and reselling them as a legitimate export back to the UK. This is done to exploit the Dutch tax laws that offer rebates on trade of traditional products.

With around 20 container shipments of clogs coming into the UK per month, for the past four months, HM Customs and Excise realized something was afoot.

The trader is believed to be a small part of a greater clog smuggling network, that is centralized in the US.

Your secret agent name is Red Fox.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_vULnoDRfo

 

[K'Ehleyr]

a temporary work placement that you accepted with short notice, serving with the MI6 in important work overseas. (aka a secret agent)

I'm leaning towards the MI6 idea. And then I could sign my postcards with psuedo names ~ ideas definately needed for those please Jadzia.

Should your mission sound silly, or borderline feasible?

You're on the trail of a criminal mastermind who has been smuggling clogs across the channel into Holland, and reselling them as a legitimate export back to the UK. This is done to exploit the Dutch tax laws that offer rebates on trade of traditional products.

With around 20 container shipments of clogs coming into the UK per month, for the past four months, HM Customs and Excise realized something was afoot.

The trader is believed to be a small part of a greater clog smuggling network, that is centralized in the US.

Your secret agent name is Red Fox.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_vULnoDRfo

I love it! Something would definately be 'afoot'
Love the clip too! But can my codename be Trinity? ~ I just like her glasses and ability to 'kick people into touch' [Matrix reference]

 

[Sephiroth]

every good cult needs a compound

 

[K'Ehleyr]

^ But would that not be a tad dangerous?
And would it have en-suites and a jacuzzi and an 'eat all you want' dinner buffet?
You have to ponder these things...

 

[The Great Meech]

Okay. I've got it.

First, get some Washington DC post cards. Then write and say you're staying with a new beau named Barry. He's always busy with business colleagues Joe and Nancy, but his house is huge. There are two kids (and a dog) on the scene, and they seem nice. The wife--yes, he has a wife--, who's name you haven't quite caught (Michaela, or something), hates your guts. But she hasn't quite been up to the task lately. She knows why you're there.

Drop in bizarre stuff about life there (like waking up and finding Barry and dozens of children playing with Easter eggs on the lawn) and never, ever give any indication you understand you are Barack Obama's mistress.

Shit, I think I might do this one. And I'm a dude.

 

[Zulu Romeo]

every good cult needs a compound

Well, every good compound is made of several elements forming close bonds together, so.... yeah.



As to wanting a fake life, K'Eh.... well, you can use mine if you like. I mean, it's only sitting around doing nothing at the minute, really...

 

[Gaseous Anomaly]

Just send them a post card telling them that you have been drinking the water in Waco, TX and you have joined a cult! Post a few pictures of guns and that should be good to go!

 

[K'Ehleyr]

every good cult needs a compound

Well, every good compound is made of several elements forming close bonds together, so.... yeah.



As to wanting a fake life, K'Eh.... well, you can use mine if you like. I mean, it's only sitting around doing nothing at the minute, really...

Zee ~ thank you for the offer but I am quite capable of sitting around doing nothing myself, in fact, it's something I do best

Okay. I've got it.

First, get some Washington DC post cards. Then write and say you're staying with a new beau named Barry. He's always busy with business colleagues Joe and Nancy, but his house is huge. There are two kids (and a dog) on the scene, and they seem nice. The wife--yes, he has a wife--, who's name you haven't quite caught (Michaela, or something), hates your guts. But she hasn't quite been up to the task lately. She knows why you're there.

Drop in bizarre stuff about life there (like waking up and finding Barry and dozens of children playing with Easter eggs on the lawn) and never, ever give any indication you understand you are Barack Obama's mistress.

Shit, I think I might do this one. And I'm a dude.

Liking your style TGM but have aversion to guys named Barry. Liking the Easter egg bit but would be scared of being Obama's mistress ~ have you seen the height of his wife? I'm 5'3" ~ she'd totally have me dude! Then again that would be an interesting postcard

 

[MANT!]

You have been diagnosed as allergic to British air due to excessive moisture..and must live in the US Desert Southwest in order to recover..you could then send pictures of Mohave, Victorville, Phoenix, Area 51 and Edwards AFB...


You have gone to Northern California to seek your fortune and pan for gold...(hey it worked in 1849!!)


You were discovered in your local pub by Quentin Tarantino, who thinks your are perfect for his next film..You are off on a screen test in Hollywood....and filming..



President Obama read some of your online musings and wants you as the "Special Advisior for British Culture" in the State Department...



The list goes on...

 

[K'Ehleyr]

...You were discovered in your local pub by Quentin Tarantino, who thinks your are perfect for his next film..You are off on a screen test in Hollywood....and filming...

OK ~ we have a winner! Thank you Goldbug I was talent spotted by Quentin and am off to Hollywood, But obviously the different postcards will come from different filming locations. Now we just need the name of the film...

Unfortunately all current plans of my fake life and even sending cards to America are off for a while until the Ash clears
Oh well ~ it was fun whilst it lasted.

 

[Captain Ice]

^To heck with that. He wanted you to appear in his film soooo badly that he personally paid your first class fare on the QM2.

 

[K'Ehleyr]

^Could I stand on the bow and scream ''I'm the king of the world"?
Having said that, and with the state of Iceland at the moment, I might just stay here and do it by video link

 

[Itisnotlogical]

The mountain range has been taken over by an armed group of terrorists calling themselves "Wolf-HOUND". They say that if they don't get the body of a not-so-notorious mercenary, Little Boss, they'll launch a nuke. Your objectives are:

1. Rescue DART chief Donald Duck and ARMSTECH president Cookie Baker.

2. Determine if the terrorists have the ability to launch a nuke, and stop them if they do.

You have 18 hours, Sna- I mean, K'Ehleyr

 

[K'Ehleyr]

^But it's not logistical itsnotlogical ~ there are no planes out of the country and it would take me longer than 18 hours to get there by rowing and I get seasick!
Could I not just send an email to the terrorists or find them on facebook? I'd put 'kind regards' at the end 'tis a plan, admittedly not too cunning.

 

[Captain Ice]

^Could I stand on the bow and scream ''I'm the king of the world"?
Having said that, and with the state of Iceland at the moment, I might just stay here and do it by video link

Is there any other way?

Think of it this way - she is distantly related to the Titanic....

 

[backstept]

You answered a spam email and actually won a vacation, and made some new friends on the way. Said friends, Stinky and Lawrence have thus persuaded you to join their traveling circus act as the strongwoman.

 

[Joshua Howard]

You left everything behind and moved to Vulcan, Alberta to live in a town which gives Trek Canon the respect which in your heart you know that it deserves. You are also seeking seasonal employment. :-)

 

[the 4th hanson bro]

... A band that somehow manages to do covers of Daft Punk in polka style. You are following the group from city to city, because you are so gripped by the music, it is as if the very angels themselves were singing unto you.

You get 8 points for also having a Pike's Peak and if there is not a band that does that maybe I should just start one

This is a close as I can come.