Doctor Who Caption Contest #5: The Raggedy Doctor

[Classic Fan]

So, Matt Smith made a fabulous debut as The Doctor, great episode, fantastic performances, howeve for some reason, all people could talk about is the damn opening credits.

Never mind.

Anyway, starting again with caps from The Eleventh Hour, screened at 6.20pm on Sasturday evening here in the uk.


After a few uneventful caption contests, due to my crap selection of images. heres a few fresh ones with better images for a more creative caption contest this time round.

Man Eats Fish Custard...

Helluva crack...

Give me that phone...

This weeks Photoshop challenge...

Yes, that is a dodgy looking Time Rotor/Whatever its called...

Haave a good'n.

Pantheon winners, 2010:
Candlelight x2
Haggis and tatties
Mr. Adventure
Middyseafort
USSBones
AdmiralGarak
Starkers

Mods, if you can. Can you pin this so it doesnt get lost.

 

[SG-17]

From the crack: Captain's Log, Stardate 2268.4 We have encountered a rift in space-time.....
The Doctor (in his nasally voice): What?

Amy Pond: Why is there a swimming pool in the ceiling?

 

[Candlelight]

"Amelia, do you like movies about gladiators?"

Doctor: "Hmmm... sounds like a monster behind your bedroom wall"
Amelia: "I don't mind what it is, as long as it's not snakes or giant eyeballs"

Doctor: "I need to make a call, I hear there's a hot kiss-a-gram in this area"
Amy: "Hu-hmm"
Doctor: "Oh have you been kissing her too?"

"...and you know what happens if you type 5318008 into a calculator then hold it upside down, don't you..."

Amy: "It's amazing... you can travel in all of time and space... any event that ever happened or will happen... "
Doctor: "Yeah, and all I can think about is visiting the twin peaks under your nightie"

 

[Captain Crow]

Doctor: It sounds like men groaning and a male voice saying harder Ca...

Amelia: Harder Captain Jack. That's what I heard. What does it mean?

Doctor: I'll explain later.

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Doctor: Fish fingers and custard. That's what Doctors like.

(Thanks, Bleeding Cool for the idea.)

Amelia: What is it?
Doctor: Oh, my...very, very adult sounds.
Amelia: What kind of "adult sounds"?
Doctor: Very...I'll explain later in 12 or 14 years.

Doctor: So this is your Mickey.

Doctor: iPhone! iPhone! How barbaric! It's not sonic.

Amy: Madman with a box...huh? Well, I'm a madwoman with a box every first week of the month.

 

[Nerys Myk]

Early Spring 1976 Eric Foreman's basement....

 

[SeerSGB]

Rory: That's my brother's phone...those photos aren't mine.
Amy: You sick fuck, I'm leaving you.
Doctor: Really a sheep, a zucchini and a midget?

Doctor: So you're Rory's supervisor? Great, would you like to what he's been up to the morgue?

Amy: I don't what to do...what do you think I should do?
Doctor: I'll get the sheep and the zucchini.

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Amy: So that's the swimming pool?
Doctor: Yep.
Amy: In the library?
Doctor: Not this time. Is in the can this go around.

 

[Skywalker]

Eleven: "If you think this is strange, you should have seen what they made the last fellow eat."

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Amelia: I thought Doctors were supposed to eat Jelly Babies.

 

[Mr. Adventure]

I'm the Doctor! Of course, I know how this primitive technology works, now smile!

 

[Candlelight]

"Fans are sooo geeky I'll bet you a million dollars at least a thousand people went out on Saturday night and tried some of this shit"

 

[Candlelight]

Amelia: "I don't know what I want to do with my life when I grow up"
Doctor: "Have you considered taking your clothes off?"
Amelia: "As a career? Are you insane?"
Doctor: "Who said anything about a career? I think I might be a bit of a paedophile this time round. How about that. A kiddy-fiddler and still not ginger"

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Rory: He's real. The bugger is real. You were a story, a game. She makes me eat fish fingers and custard...in bed.

 

[Starkers]

"Salt? On fishy custard? Are you mad, child?"

'Hang on, I think I can hear David Tennant weeping..."

 

[The Borgified Corpse]

From the crack: Captain's Log, Stardate 2268.4 We have encountered a rift in space-time.....
The Doctor (in his nasally voice): What?

OR...

From the crack: "Captain's Log, Stardate 9521.6. I've never trusted Klingons and I never will. I could never forgive them for the death of my boy..."

 

[Candlelight]

Amelia: "Who is Rose and why is she banging on about you?"
Doctor: "Shhhh, I think my clone is giving her one"

 

[Classic Fan]

The Doctor: "Ya know what, in 12 years your going to be kissing random men, possibly women or other alien species everyday. Dont worry though, youve just slipped into the RTD universe where that happens every day. Ill come back and rescue you just before he gets hold of you. Promise."

The Doctor: That's an "S". "T". "A"... ”N"... ”D", end of word."Stand"... New word... ”B"... ”A"... "C"... ”K"...
"Back"....STAND BACK?"

 

[Gepard]

The Doctor: That's an "S". "T". "A"... ”N"... ”D", end of word."Stand"... New word... ”B"... ”A"... "C"... ”K"...
"Back"....STAND BACK?"

 

[Classic Fan]

The Doctor: That's an "S". "T". "A"... ”N"... ”D", end of word."Stand"... New word... ”B"... ”A"... "C"... ”K"...
"Back"....STAND BACK?"

I dug out my DVD of ST:V to get a cap of Scotty behind the wall, but you got there first.