Would YOU eat it?

[iguana_tonante]

I certainly wouldn't trust someone on the other side of the Internet to tell me what is edible or not. Even if it was just for a laugh.

I think you are the only one taking this thread seriously. I don't think Green is really asking for medical advices on the net, you know.

Eat it, just chug some alcohol of your choice beforehand.

Yeah, but you just suggest that for everything.

 

[Zulu Romeo]

I certainly wouldn't trust someone on the other side of the Internet to tell me what is edible or not. Even if it was just for a laugh.

I think you are the only one taking this thread seriously. I don't think Green is really asking for medical advices on the net, you know.

But will he still be laughing a few weeks down the line when he suffers from post-Campylobacter acute inflammatory demyelinating polyneuropathy (Guillain-Barre syndrome) as a direct result of being goaded on by anonymous people on the Internet to eat some iffy chicken?

Just sayin'.

 

[Count Zero]

Well, he has gone suspiciously quiet, so maybe eating the wrap wasn't such a good idea after all...

 

[iguana_tonante]

But will he still be laughing a few weeks down the line when he suffers from post-Campylobacter acute inflammatory demyelinating polyneuropathy (Guillain-Barre syndrome) as a direct result of being goaded on by anonymous people on the Internet to eat some iffy chicken?

Well, if anyone is goading into doing something by people on the net, they are well beyond saving.

 

[Kestra]

Eating food that's questionable really is a case by case basis. I'll eat pizza that's been left out overnight, but I wouldn't drink old milk. And some people are more sensitive to things than others.

If you have a gut feeling saying "don't do it," then don't do it.

 

[iguana_tonante]

Eh eh. "Gut feeling". Eh eh.

 

[jkladis]

I wouldn't even really consider being worried after just 15 hours.

I figure any bacteria that may have gathered on the food will be killed in the microwave anyway.

The bacteria may be dead but it's the shit it leaves behind that is toxic and has a tendency to make you spray ass. The microwave does not remove that.

Food for thought.

 

[RoJoHen]

I wouldn't even really consider being worried after just 15 hours.

I figure any bacteria that may have gathered on the food will be killed in the microwave anyway.

The bacteria may be dead but it's the shit it leaves behind that is toxic and has a tendency to make you spray ass. The microwave does not remove that.

Food for thought.

I already poop about 8 times a day. I'm not too worried about it.

 

[iguana_tonante]

TMI, dude. TMI.

 

[RoJoHen]

I will never understand people's opposition to poop talk on this website. My friends, family, and co-workers talk about it all the time!

 

[iguana_tonante]

Well, because it's a... shitty topic?

 

[RoJoHen]

I will start a Poop Thread if you make me. I've done it before.

 

[Kestra]

Please don't.

 

[sidious618]

I know it's gonna be good, and my wife is out of town, so I can't expect a real meal.

 

[Mallory]

I will never understand people's opposition to poop talk on this website. My friends, family, and co-workers talk about it all the time!

You guys need to get out more often.

 

[RoJoHen]

I'm not even sure what that means.

 

[Colonel Green]

Well folks, I'm gonna eat it.

While the general trend of opinion seems to be against it, the numbers aren't overwhelming enough to convince me. Furthermore, my wife says it's fine. Why get married if you aren't going to accept her opinion on perishables? I don't have any money, so she's got no reason to want me dead.

Sadly, she took the camera with her, so I am unable to post a pic of what may be the instrument of my death. If I mysteriously stop posting in the next 24 hours, please create a scholarship for drunken douchebaggery in my honour.

I don't mind telling you guys that I'm a little bit frightened right now. Hopefully this won't lead to another "public washrooms" tale.

 

[RoJoHen]

You STILL haven't eaten it? Good lord.

At this point, I'd probably throw it away.

 

[Colonel Green]

Well it's been in the fridge since my initial post. I was chicken yesterday, so I ordered pizza.

 

[Yeoman Randi]

^ Please tell me you plan on throwing it away TODAY!