Signs You've Been Watching Too Much "Doctor Who"

[The Borgified Corpse]

Top 10 Signs You've Been Watching Too Much Doctor Who. (Feel free to add your own below.)

#10. You've tried to make all your tools "more sonic."

#9. Whenever you're in a court room, you interrupt the proceedings every 5 minutes to make an obvious, unfunny joke about the prosecutor's name.

#7. Wait, this is supposed to be #8. Oh, the hazards of time travel.

#8. Colin Baker's wardrobe no longer appalls you.

#6. On your job application to be a personal assistant, you list as your top qualification "great screamer."

#5. You understand "Ghost Light."

#4. You're no longer shocked or offended by gratuitous sex or swearing. (Wait, sorry, that's Signs You've Been Watching Too Much Torchwood.)

#3. Although you've never done drugs, there are still large portions of the '60s that you can't remember.

#2. Terrorist threats don't scare you as much as department store mannequins.

...And the #1 Sign You've Been Watching Too Much Doctor Who is...

ELDRAD MUST LIVE! IT IS THE LAW! ELDRAD MUST LIVE!

 

[Samurai8472]

You buy converses and walk with hands in pockets.
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Guilty and the Converse's are the black ones from "Voyage of the Damned"

 

[26138]

ELDRAD MUST LIVE!

 

[Saul]

You wear a long coat, scarf and run around a lot with it flapping in the wind.

 

[Worf2DS9]

You have no problem telling the cashier that the Doctor Who toys you're buying are for you, not some kid.

 

[The Wormhole]

You tell peoplle that you hear the sound of drums. And you tap your fingers to a beat of four.

 

[wamdue]

you think Karen Gillian is the hottest girl to ever grace Doctor Who, even before she has appeared on screen.

and for the spin-offs

You actually plan to watch a CBBC show (Sarah Jane Adventures)

I dont have a good one for Torchwood, other than becoming more accepting of gay relationships, even when they are having sex right in front of you.

 

[Mr. Adventure]

#6. On your job application to be a personal assistant, you list as your top qualification "great screamer."

With the right boss that might get some people a job.

 

[23skidoo]

#3. Although you've never done drugs, there are still large portions of the '60s that you can't remember.

That one's my favorite!

Alex

 

[The Borgified Corpse]

#. People on buses are always blaming you.

 

[Guy Gardener]

Eldrad is an anagram of Dradel. I didn't notice the antisemitic element before.

 

[Haggis and tatties]

You have a record with the police for animal cruelty for taking a screw driver to your dog.

 

[iguana_tonante]

You buy converses and walk with hands in pockets.

Check.

You wear a long coat, scarf and run around a lot with it flapping in the wind.

Check.

However, I did all that before the Doctor.

You tell peoplle that you hear the sound of drums. And you tap your fingers to a beat of four.

Check.

 

[The Nth Doctor]

#8. Colin Baker's wardrobe no longer appalls you.

#5. You understand "Ghost Light."

Check and check!

You wear a long coat, scarf and run around a lot with it flapping in the wind.

Absolutely.

You have no problem telling the cashier that the Doctor Who toys you're buying are for you, not some kid.

What's the point of letting kids have all of the fun?

You tell peoplle that you hear the sound of drums. And you tap your fingers to a beat of four.

I tap the beat of four all the time...

 

[Starkers]

You say fan-TASTIC! a lot

 

[intrinsical]

Today, a begger on the street asked me for some money. Unfortunately I knew my wallet was nearly empty and I just instinctively gazed at him with sorrowful eyes, said "Sorry, I'm so sorry". With that, I walked off with hands in my jeans pocket.

While walking away it suddenly struck me that I was channeling David Tennant's Doctor.

 

[The Wormhole]

^^Whenever I get frustrated, I tend to frantically scratch the back of my head, similar to the Tenth Doctor.

Of course, it worked better for Tennant since he has hair, and I don't.

 

[Mark_Nguyen]

This list is a sham.

NOBODY understands "Ghost Light".

Mark

 

[ParticleMan]

You rummage through all the junk drawers in your house, hoping upon hope that you discover a battered old pocketwatch with strange writing on it that you've never quite paid attention to before...

 

[Starkers]

This list is a sham.

NOBODY understands "Ghost Light".

Mark