Review of the 11th First Episode

[DimesDan]

Yeah, fancy missing the fun in saying "who da man" like a bloody twit who should be eating fried chicken in a bus stop.

You say that like it's a bad thing

Sounds a bit like a stereotype, doesn't it?

Yes it does.

Me I hang out at bus stops as I don't drive so rely a lot on the wonderful public transport around these parts.

Plus I like to eat chicken, it's my comfort food as chocolate and other sweet things are inadvisable for me to eat on a regular basis.

So yeah Bones you say it like it's a bad thing, plus it seems you can use an a in twit and not get into trouble

 

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[DimesDan]

What a twatish response

 

[The]

Thank you!

 

[Bones2]

So yeah Bones you say it like it's a bad thing, plus it seems you can use an a in twit and not get into trouble

Don't get all bitter. I could carry on resenting you for your Daily Fail routine if I wanted to, but the relatively low number of regular posters to this subforum means it would soon get all unpleasant.

On the subject of the first episode, only a week after that is the second, which I'm lead to believe

Spoiler: the second episode

is the one with the Smiler thingy in

. So that's interesting, and one I'm probably looking more forward to. And I'm most excited for the Gatiss Dalek one the week after that.

 

[DimesDan]

So yeah Bones you say it like it's a bad thing, plus it seems you can use an a in twit and not get into trouble

Don't get all bitter. I could carry on resenting you for your Daily Fail routine if I wanted to, but the relatively low number of regular posters to this subforum means it would soon get all unpleasant.

Sorry, but what the hell are you on about? Bitter, nope, not at all, what have I to be bitter about? Plus, just where have my opinions ever come across as being anything like that shit rag? Last time I checked and admittedly I don't check often as I get a rash when I even go near that or the Express, they were against gays, which I'm not, they are against racial and ethnic harmony, something I am all for, they're against sexual education, something I virulently believe should be introduced at as early age as possible plus any number of subjects, I am the polar opposite to them. So yeah, to borrow a baseball term and I hope I am using this correctly, but those comments really came out of left field.

I was jokely asking Bones, hence the original eye rolling smiley and then the thumbs up one, why do you think eating chicken at a bus stop is a problem? Apart from you're obvious dislike for animal flesh of course.

 

[Bones2]

Because the kind of person who sits in a bus stop eating fried chicken out of the box is the same kind of person who'd say "who da man", threaten/punch passers by, and deal out drugs. In my town at least.

 

[Checkmate]

Who da man?

There. I just said it. Outloud even. And I've said it quite a bit in the past, too. But guess what! I don't deal drugs. I'm not a fan of fried chicken (though I love country-fried steak; go figure). And I don't punch people who walk past me.

Guess you're going to have to rethink that stance now. Or do I get to go around ranting about how all vegans/vegetarians have a ten-foot pole shoved up their ass and be justified in saying so, courtesy of you? I'm a little confused about the entire point of your ranting anymore.

 

[DimesDan]

Because the kind of person who sits in a bus stop eating fried chicken out of the box is the same kind of person who'd say "who da man", threaten/punch passers by, and deal out drugs. In my town at least.

Right ok, makes some sense I guess, and comparing me and my world view to the Daily Mail was because of what? Because I said I eat chicken and use public transport?

 

[Captain Pike]

It is horribly clichéd. Reminds me of that ghastly Ghostbusters reference in Army of Ghosts..

 

[Bones2]

Guess you're going to have to rethink that stance now. Or do I get to go around ranting about how all vegans/vegetarians have a ten-foot pole shoved up their ass and be justified in saying so, courtesy of you? I'm a little confused about the entire point of your ranting anymore.

You give chess a bad name.

Because the kind of person who sits in a bus stop eating fried chicken out of the box is the same kind of person who'd say "who da man", threaten/punch passers by, and deal out drugs. In my town at least.

Right ok, makes some sense I guess, and comparing me and my world view to the Daily Mail was because of what? Because I said I eat chicken and use public transport?

No, what I meant was...

Never mind.

So, Doctor Who eh?

It is horribly clichéd. Reminds me of that ghastly Ghostbusters reference in Army of Ghosts..

Yeah, that's exactly what it would be like. Embarrassing all round.

 

[DimesDan]

Right ok, makes some sense I guess, and comparing me and my world view to the Daily Mail was because of what? Because I said I eat chicken and use public transport?

No, what I meant was...

Never mind.

Spit it out man! You have a problem, I want to hear it, either air so all can see or PM with it.

 

[Checkmate]

You give chess a bad name.

I'm sure vegans and vegetarians feel the same way about people like you.

 

[Cutter John]

Wait the Doctors punching people and dealing drugs now?!

I better go post this on GB!

 

[Checkmate]

I, for one, would love to see the Doctor in a Blaxploitation adventure.

"All you suckas come gather round, there's a brand new player comin' to town! So get on up outta those seats and check out ths smoothest, baddest alien to ever hit the streets. The Doctor is his name and he's about to change the game. He's super cool and knows Kung Fu; drives a pimped out TARDIS and wears a cheap ass suit. And not to sound egotistical or the least bit contrite, when it comes to his female companions, this cat is outtasight!"

 

[Cutter John]

Outstanding!

 

[Count Zero]

Wasn't it Venusian karate, though, and not Kung Fu?

 

[Checkmate]

I couldn't remember when I was typing that up. XD

 

[Captain Pike]

Venusian Akido I believe.. God, it sounds like something out of sci fi from the 1930's doesn't it. You'd think some vaguely modern scientific theories about the atmosphere of Venus would had filtered through to the shows creators by this point...

 

[Chaos Descending]

Maybe the Venusians live in underground bunkers as they have done for millions of years since the catastrophe that wrecked their ecology?

Maybe the Venusians are humans from a hundred thousand years in the future who have terraformed Venus?

Think outside the box, mate. Doctor Who's format gives us so many outs that it's not even funny.