TOS Caption Contest #163: What a Long, Strange Trip It's Been

[Rat Boy]

McCoy: "Well I see Scotty's taste in women hasn't changed much."

Kirk: "If he starts dating Snooki next, I'm shoving him out an airlock."

 

[jep]

Kirk: "Damn, this tastes like piss!"

Scottie: "Aye... hair of th' dog for ye. Drink up."



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[jep]

"Hey, our band's doing great, Herbert!!! We've even been selected to do the halftime show at next year's Super Bowl!"


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[jep]

Kirk: "Oh, look at that. You've got another jack. How lucky you are!"


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[Rat Boy]

Kelly: "U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A!"

Shatner: "The fuck you so happy about?"

Doohan: "Yeah, you don't even like Olympic hockey."

Nimoy: "But I do!"

 

[alte]

 

[Nerys Myk]

MCCOY: What kind of bar did Sulu say this was?

 

[Diesel Micky Dolenz]

McCoy: "Missing walls aren't the half of it. Jim, did you know that there are no bathrooms? Hell, I had to piss in a half-empty bottle of whiskey."

<Kirk and Scott slowly put their glasses down, stare at them awkwardly>

The party really got started once Mr. Spock agreed to 'rock out with his cocks out.'

 

[jep]

Axl:
"So never mind the darkness,
we still can find a way.
'Cause nothing lasts forever,
even ultrasonic pain."


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[Nerys Myk]

Axl:
"So never mind the darkness,
we still can find a way.
'Cause nothing lasts forever,
even ultrasonic pain."


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Chinese Democracy II in stores by 2269.

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk always teared up during "Sweet Child O' Mine."

 

[jep]

Off-screen voice: "Ah jeez... Sulu's gonna throw his panties onto the stage... again."


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[Rat Boy]

Spock: "Logically, Captain, Velvet Revolver was better."

 

[M'Sharak]

Proven, once again: Adam kills on Space Guitar Hero. Who's up next for "Satch Boogie"?

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk: "Wait a blanking minute. What the blank is blanking Blackbeard doing here?"

 

[jep]

Kirk: "What the... ?"


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[jep]

Kirk: "What's wrong with Mr. Spock? He seems upset."

Scotty: "He asked me if he could be my buckle bunny. I told him if he even thought about trying it, I would fix that bifurcated penis for him... permanently."

McCoy: "And trust me, a bifurcated penis tied into a double fisherman's knot is a bitch to untie."

Kirk: "Ouch."


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[Nerys Myk]

KELLEY: Yeh, I talked with the carpenters. This is it. They said the set designer was going for "avant garde".

SHATNER: More like "I got no money."

DOOHAN: Just tell me the whiskey's real.

 

[jep]

Kirk: "Oh look, here comes a Spectre now."

McCoy: "Wow... this has disaster written all over it."

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[Rat Boy]

Kirk: "Oh look, here comes a Spectre now."

McCoy: "Wow... this has disaster written all over it."

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Kirk: "I call the genetically engineered chick with the daddy issues, Spock you take the blue one, Bones, the one with the tattoos is all yours, and Scotty, you get the one in the space suit."

Scotty: "Again?"

McCoy: "I'll alert sickbay."