I'm still a bit shocked when I realize there are some people in the world who cannot swim. I mean, if you drop them in water over their heads, they'll thrash about uselessly for a few minutes and then drown. I always assumed that treading water or dog-paddling came naturally, that it was something everyone was born knowing how to do. I guess I was wrong.
How to drive when there's snow on the ground.
Snow? Here in Los Angeles, folks don't even know how to drive when it's
raining.
Remember that joke in the movie Tommy Boy, where Tommy fills in “Herbie Hancock” as a noted signer of the Declaration of Independence? Well I know someone who didn't get the joke. Why? Because he had no idea who John Hancock was, so the joke was lost on him.
Before you ask, yes, he had graduated from high school.
At least he knew who Herbie Hancock was!
I am always shocked when an American doesn't know the rules to a major American sport.
I don't even like football, but I still know how the game is played.
I'm a native-born American who has no interest whatsoever in sports, and I know absolutely NOTHING about football.
So there.
My sister was shocked when I didn't know who Susan Boyle was.
I was shocked when my boss's wife, who's only a couple of years older than I am, had no idea who Gwen Stefani is.
In the US there is rarely any reason to speak more than one language.
Unless you live in Florida....
Or Southern California, or New Mexico, or Texas . . .
I would also like to include fission and fusion. Most people I talk to have no idea which is which . . . You would think, with all the atom bomb hysteria in the 50's and 60's, that folks would have a better understanding of basic nuclear reactions.
Hell, a lot of Americans think the reactor in a nuclear electric plant can blow up like an atomic bomb.
It is, when it's in Chinese food.
At least they don't place the bloody coalas in Austria.
You mean Paul Hogan, Olivia Newton-John, Kylie Minogue, and those adorable kangaroos aren't from Austria?
I recently gave a presentation on global governance as relating to nuclear proliferation to a bunch of international politics students. At the conclusion of the presentation I offered a short quiz. . . .The questions were as follows:
. . . 2. Which well known symbol originated as the symbol for the UK-based Campaign for Nuclear Disarmament?
Aw, c'mon, that's easy! The “peace” symbol that became popular with anti-Vietnam War protestors in the 1960s.
The symbol was designed by a British art student in 1958, by combining the semaphore flag positions for the letters N and D (for “nuclear disarmament”) surrounded by a circle.
Shoot, I thought EVERYONE knew that.
