TOS Caption Contest #162: Love Means Never Having to Say You're Sorry

[Rat Boy]

Those are some mean bags of cats, but the caption contest still marches on. First, as always, let us salute...

For making guarantees you can't back up, our winner is...

Kirk: "Gary, I assure you this hair is real or my name isn't James R. Kirk."

For the Talosians making one little mistake, our winner is...

Pike: "Bob? Bob Grissom? From the Academy? Gee, it's been a long time, Bob! You - uh - you've changed!"

And our Photoshop winner, who owes all of us a bottle of brain bleach...

Kirk: "OK, who wants to go first?"

Spock: "Go first?"

Mitchell: "Allow me to explain the concept of the Glory Hole to you, Mr. Spock. You see..."


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Congrats, folks! This week, it's all about the loving, or more specifically when the loving goes wrong. First up, we have Scotty who's about two seconds from getting kicked in the crotch by Palamas. Second, it's another day, another dad walking in on his daughter having sex with Captain Kirk. Caption smartly:

 

[Rat Boy]

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Meet the newest judge on Federation's Next Top Model.

Galt: "What? I didn't tell you to stop!"

 

[Rat Boy]

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Palamas never understood why people always laughed uncontrollably whenever she told them about the ex who just squeezed her buttcheeks and beat off.

And if that doesn't get Joe back, I don't know what will.

Galt: "Will you just hurry up and do her? I've got a lot of quatloos riding on this!"

 

[Nerys Myk]

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When the director yelled "turn on the wind machine!" Doohan and Parrish hade different reactions.

GALT: Looks like you're my top bitch now, Kirk.

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

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Scotty: Lassie, would you like to play hide the haggis? Aha-Haaa-Haaa-Haaa!! Aha-Haaa-Haaa-Haaa!!
Palamas: Ah... isn't there some sort of Starfleet sexual harassment policy?
Scotty: Not a'board the Enterprise! Aha-Haaa-Haaa-Haaa!

Galt: This thrall prefers the back door over the front. So do I.

Galt: Your smooth chest intrigues me. Who is your esthetician?

 

[T'Girl]

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Leslie Parrish: "I'm sorry, but someone has got to tell Jimmy that
his gut is entering the scene five seconds before the rest of him."

( a little late, but)

Susan Oliver: "Hey Jeff, my eyes are up here!"

Jeffrey Hunter: "Oh yeah, sorry Sue."

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

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Palamas: Does this Grecian gown make me look fat?
Scotty: Your fat makes you look fat, lassie! Aha-Ha-Ha!

 

[Yeoman Randi]

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Galt (singing): "I'm just a sweet transvestite...."

 

[Jonas Grumby]

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Thanks for the win, Rat Boy!

Leslie Parrish: "I don't get it! That cute Bill Theiss and I spent hours working on this costume, and me flirting for all I was worth the whole time, and nothing! Does he have something against blondes?"

Kirk (whispering): "Shahna! Don't move! With any luck, he'll think you're just a shrub!"

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

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Galt: You shall now perform your famous flying butt kick on the female thrall.

 

[Gil T.Azell]

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Galt: "I have 8x 10's of her stripping in 1981"
Kirk: "Let me go get my wallet"

 

[scottydog]

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[Nerys Myk]

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KIRK: I hate god like aliens

 

[scottydog]

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Scotty: "Yer out! I didna know these Cubbies were so bad!"

 

[Nerys Myk]

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Lets see that catch again in slow motion.

 

[scottydog]

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Lets see that catch again in slow motion.

Especially impressive since the glove is on the wrong hand!

 

[Isis]

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Spock (OS): "Mr. Scott, I'm sorry to have to tell you this, but a multilegged creature just flew into your mouth."

 

[Nerys Myk]

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Lets see that catch again in slow motion.

Especially impressive since the glove is on the wrong hand!

She's wearing a glove?

 

[Rat Boy]

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After getting a whiff of Scotty's breath, Palamas reconsiders her career move in becoming a dental hygienist.

 

[Nerys Myk]

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SCOTTY: Hey, Apollo! I kin see up yer skirt!!! Looks like yer Corithian column's a little short!

PALAMAS: This wont end well.