Star Trek XI Caption Contest #8: Struggles

[cooleddie74]

SULU: That Freakshow guy down on the surface was right...this ISN'T turning out to be my day!!

 

[cooleddie74]

SPOCK:Just hold Nero's crew off a FEW moments longer, Jim...

I think I found the movie's hidden Easter Egg.

 

[Broccoli]

SPOCK:Just hold Nero's crew off a FEW moments longer, Jim...

I think I found the movie's hidden Easter Egg.

KIRK: As opposed to an Easter Egg that isn't hidden?

 

[cooleddie74]

SPOCK:Just hold Nero's crew off a FEW moments longer, Jim...

I think I found the movie's hidden Easter Egg.

KIRK: As opposed to an Easter Egg that isn't hidden?

SPOCK: Your comment is a violation of Starfleet regulation 702. But we will discuss that later...after we return to the Enterprise with this R2-D2!

 

[LeadHead]

SPOCK:Just hold Nero's crew off a FEW moments longer, Jim...

I think I found the movie's hidden Easter Egg.

KIRK: As opposed to an Easter Egg that isn't hidden?

SPOCK: Your comment is a violation of Starfleet regulation 702. But we will discuss that later...after we return to the Enterprise with this R2-D2!

Kirk: You mean C3PO, we left R2-D2 in orbit of Vulcan!

 

[M'Sharak]

SPOCK:Just hold Nero's crew off a FEW moments longer, Jim...

I think I found the movie's hidden Easter Egg.

KIRK: As opposed to an Easter Egg that isn't hidden?

SPOCK: Your comment is a violation of Starfleet regulation 702. But we will discuss that later...after we return to the Enterprise with this R2-D2!

Kirk: You mean C3PO, we left R2-D2 in orbit of Vulcan!

UNCONSCIOUS ROMULAN (via meld): *LOL pwnt!*

 

[Isis]

Kirk (to Manager OS): "I want my money back. This is the worst Friday's in the galaxy."

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Kirk: "Did you hear that? On the loudspeaker? What does 'T minus ten seconds' mean? Why are these big nozzles above us beginning to glow? Are we fucked here?"

 

[Nerys Myk]

KIRK: Pew! Pew! Pew!

SPOCK: Did you finish the backroom inventory?

KIRK: Wha..?

 

[Isis]

Sulu: "Even though I don't look too swift in my Depends, I'm really glad I wore them."

 

[Rat Boy]

Sulu just realized that he's not right-handed.

 

[cooleddie74]

KIRK:Find where you dropped your coins...and let's get the HELL outta here.

This is the worst Bed, Bath and Beyond I've ever seen.

 

[cooleddie74]

SULU: Drop that White Castle burger and fries...

NOW, ASSHOLE!!!!!!!

 

[scottydog]

Spock: "So tell me again about your mother's exposure to radiation just prior to your birth."

 

[cooleddie74]

SPOCK: This Romulan does not know where Captain Pike OR the black hole device are located.

Plus, he seems to have eaten corn sometime in the past twenty-four solar hours.

 

[cooleddie74]

SULU:I'm getting too openly gay for this shit...

 

[npsf3000]

Looking for the plot holes...