Star Trek XI Caption Contest #8: Struggles

[Yeoman Randi]

Kirk: "Look, i realize Uhura keeps you up all night, but do you really think NOW is a good time to catch a few winks?!?!??!"

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Non sequiter post!

I want to thank my parents for making my transition into my 30s as smooth and as fun as possible. You guys rock!!!!!

Happy birthday--you know, the best of times.

 

[Rat Boy]

Sulu: "I can't feel my legs!"

Romulan: "Didn't you learn anything from Rat Boy? Don't mix Jack Daniel's and Nyquil!"

 

[LeadHead]

Happy Birthday Rat Boy!

Sulu: (speaking to himself) Why, oh why did I have to say I had advanced combat training?

 

[M'Sharak]

"How many cats are there to a bag, anyway?"

"It is difficult to be certain, as they are in motion."
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"So it's kind of like- "

"No. Not like that at all."
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[Alrik]

Happy Birthday Rat Boy!

Sulu: "Surest way to get your ass kicked? Screw with a guy holding sword and has his nuts strapped too tight. Bring it....bitch!"

 

[cooleddie74]

SULU:What trap doo...

KIRK: Can you PLEASE...stop groping that man's ass and HELP ME??

I like booty too...but come ON.

 

[cooleddie74]

What drill platform will YOU be sword-fighting on when your Space Diarrhea returns? (TM)

 

[Sector 7]

Sulu's American Idol audition did not go well.

Simon: Security! He's got a sword!

 

[cooleddie74]

Paramount's

PIRATES OF CHRISPINEZANCE

 

[cooleddie74]

SPOCK:Hold them off a few moments longer, Jim...

I...

I think...

YES.

I think I found where your class ring went in this drain pipe!

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Kirk: Anything, Spock?
Spock: Yes... unfortunately, we have been passed over for the Oscar nomination in favor of Dances with Wolves in space.

 

[cooleddie74]

Kirk always hated waiting on Spock to use an ATM machine. Especially in rough neighborhoods of the Federation.

 

[cooleddie74]

ENTER THE BERENGARIAN DRAGON

The J.J. Abrams Director's Cut

 

[Nerys Myk]

SULU: Crap! This never ends well for the guy with the sword.

 

[cooleddie74]

KIRK:"GREAT frickin' time to mind-meld with a Horta, you pointy-eared bastard!!!!"

 

[cooleddie74]

SULU: Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit Rigellian methamphetamines...

 

[Nerys Myk]

KIRK:Your ex could be back any minute, just grab your CDs and go!!!!

 

[cooleddie74]

Most dangerous dance club in the Federation.

 

[Broccoli]

SULU: Get outta my way!! I got the White Castle shits!!"