TAS Caption Contest #19: Freaky

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Foreman: "Man, Star Trek can't even catch a break with the new expanded best picture category."

Apeman on the left: This makes Cornelius very, very sad.

 

[seigezunt]

Alien: It's alright, Jim, really. We can just cuddle.

 

[Alpha_Geek]

What the hell do you mean, "We don't serve miners?" I got news for you pal. My friends and I say that today, you DO serve miners!

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Hentai Monster: Um, I love the feel of velour against my tentacles.

 

[Nerys Myk]

FOREMAN: We paid good money for this show,we want some action!!!!

KIRK: Gotta be a better way to earn 20 Credits (shudder)

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Kirk (under his breath): Last time I let DeSalle set me up on a blind date.

 

[Alpha_Geek]

Vendorian Emperor: Did you not say "Take me, Leader?", Kirk?

Kirk Voiceover: Damn diplomatic protocols. Scotty was right about diplomacy! That squid was so fast about it that I never knew what happened!

 

[Mistral]

"It's ok, Jim. I'm sure they weren't talking about you."

(A few moments earlier) "The orange guy can stay but the freak has to go!"

 

[Isis]

Alien: "A little more enthusiasm, please. Don't you know how many of my Facebook friends will be looking at this?"

 

[Isis]

The down side of being a starship captain is the ubiquitous boring dinner party.

 

[scottydog]

"Get your hands off me, you filthy ape! I'm a minor!"