Movie Caption Contest #129: Getting Emotional

[Jonas Grumby]

Kirk: "Bones, when I saw on the manifest that you'd received a crate from Wrigley's Love Dolls, Inc., I tried to mind my own business. But dammit, man, this is going too far! You have got to send this thing back!"

 

[S'kai]

Kirk: "Bones, order the hypo. He's convinced that having everyone wear orange underwear will save the franchise."

 

[LeadHead]

Kirk: Spock. What should you have known? What should you have known?
Spock: I didn't actually save anything on my insurance by switching to Geico.

 

[Rat Boy]

Non sequiter post!

I want to thank my parents for making my transition into my 30s as smooth and as fun as possible. You guys rock!!!!!

 

[zephramc]

Kirk: Tell you what, we could'a had a good life together! Fuckin' real good life! Had us a place of our own. But you didn't want it, Spock! So what we got now is this ship! Everything's built on that! That's all we got, boy, fuckin' all. So I hope you know that, even if you don't never know the rest! You are too much for me Spock, you green-blooded-son-of-a-whore-sombitch!... I wish I knew how to quit you.

Spock: [crying] Well, why don't you? Why don't you just let me be? It's because of you Jim, that I'm like this! I'm nothin'... I'm nowhere... Get the fuck off me! I can't stand being like this no more, Jim.

McCoy: ...

 

[Nerys Myk]

MCCOY: This is so going in my fan fic.

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

McCoy: What is it with you two?

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk: "What's wrong with him?"

McCoy: "Jack Daniel's and Nyquil. Posted random shit all over the Internet before he passed out."

 

[LeadHead]

Kirk: "What's wrong with him?"

McCoy: "Jack Daniel's and Nyquil. Posted random shit all over the Internet before he passed out."

Kirk: Oh no.

McCoy: What is it?

Kirk: Don't you get it Bones? What if he started more Caption Contests?!

McCoy: Good GOD Man! Spock! Why did you do it?

 

[Candlelight]

Worst. Slash. Porn. Starting. Sequence. Ever.

 

[scottydog]

Spock: "Wish it was... the doctor.... and not you.... leaning toward me...."

 

[scottydog]

Troi: "...and in this caption Shatmandu compares your bald head to a dick, and in this caption Rat Boy has you shouting there are four testicles, and in this caption...."

 

[mirandafave]

Kirk: Tell me Spock. Does it look fake?
McCoy *thinking* Is he dumb or what - you can see the hairline clearly from here! Ruuuuuuuug much!

Stewart: Why! Why! If Shatner could wear a wig and get away with it, why can't I?

 

[Nerys Myk]

MCCOY (thinking): Now who will be my partner at the ship's Disco Dance Contest?

 

[Nerys Myk]

Stewart: Why! Why! If Shatner could wear a wig and get away with it, why can't I?

Sirtis: Because you'd look like an idiot.

 

[cooleddie74]

KIRK: If he dies without paying me the sixty credits he still owes me...YOUR ass is mine, Bones.

PICARD: Rene was always so proud when he and Robert won the Father-Son Spooning Competition in Marseilles...

I still have the last victory certificate. And a hologram of Chris Hansen looking over their shoulders.

 

[cooleddie74]

KIRK: What the...

What the hell did he mean...

"Another Skywalker"?!

 

[Alrik]

Shatner: "Uh, Len....about your bike."

 

[Candlelight]

"Dammit Thing, put down that hypospray and do some real work"

 

[Candlelight]

McCoy (thinking): "This is all looking oddly familiar... *GASP* Maybe he got Spock pregnant!!"

McCoy (thinking): "I remember when he used to turn to me..."