Star Trek XI Caption Contest #8: Struggles

[Rat Boy]

Hi again. With Shatmandu still getting his bag of cats in order, I've decided to lend a hand again and keep the contest going. Without further ado, let's honor...

For demonstrating that it's not easy being the Green Giant's daughter, our winner is...

Deep, booming voice (OS): ♫ Ho, ho, ho. ♫

Gaila: "You'd better hide, I hear Daddy coming."

For explaining what the floor lighting on the bridge is used for, our winner is...

McCoy: "Okay, he just pwnd you on that last move. Try...Riverdance!"

And our Photoshop winner, who was no doubt inspired by the "Bust Size" slider in the Star Trek Online character generator...

Kirk: "You've gotten bigger."

Gaila: "Wish I could say the same about you."

Congratulations everybody. If there's one thing this movie has an abundance of aside from what was featured in the first picture from the last contest, it's fight scenes. First up, Sulu gets a little distracted when he really measures up his Romulan opponent. Second, Quinto starts getting tired of Pine running around the set yelling "Pew pew!" Caption smartly:

 

[Rat Boy]

Cho: "You take that back about Flash Forward being inferior to LOST!"

Abrams: "Sorry, jeez."

Kirk: "Look, I know they destroyed your planet and killed your mother, but do you really have to teabag them?"

 

[Nerys Myk]

CHO: Shirtless? What do you mean "lets try it shirtless?"

KIRK: Thats about fifty.

SPOCK: Still too much lensflare. Take out a few more.

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Sulu: Wedgie! Oh, my!

 

[M'Sharak]

"WASSUUUUUP?"
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"WASABI!"
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"Spock, while you're at it, see if you can find out where the closest Starbucks is; I could kill for a double mocha right now."

[Pew-pews another Romulan who didn't have any lines anyway]

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Cho: "I was supposed to get my own ship at the end of this movie, but that scumbag Pine purposefully screwed up my promotion scene!"

Spock (snickering): "Where'd you learn that kewl two-handed grip, dumbass, on T. J. Hooker? Oh...right...you ain't been there yet!"

 

[LeadHead]

Everyone had heard of the Atomic Wedgie, nobody until Sulu knew the Horrors of the Anti-Matter Wedgie.

Spock: I refuse to look at you. You're holding a weapon in a proper manner that will allow for proper targeting. It is an insult to everything Starfleet Stands for!

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

"Stop calling me Marvin Candle, dammit!"

"Spock, why do we have rocket nozzles above our heads?"

 

[Skywalker]

"Dude, relax! I'm just trying to find a fricking White Castle!"

 

[Gertch]

Spock: "Will you stop playing around and help me get the laundry done? There will be more coming down the chutes soon."

 

[Skywalker]

Kirk: "Uh, Spock...since when did Vulcans have to cut people's skulls open to do a mind meld?"

 

[Aragorn]

"Get that script for FlashForward away from me! Don't make me use this on you!"

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Kirk: Spock, could you hurry it up. The Romulans are getting a bit restless.
Spock: This is proving (grunt) more difficult than I thought. Mmmph.
Kirk: Bones was right; you do need more fiber in your diet.

 

[Gertch]

Spock: "Are you urinating on me or did your wonderful aim hit a water pipe."

 

[LeadHead]

Kirk: Hurry up Spock!
Spock: Quiet! He knows who stole the cookies from the cookie jar!

 

[M'Sharak]

"Spock, what is this room we're in, anyway? It looks like a-"

"...a Goth lighting fixture showroom."
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" ... "

"No, I do not get it, either."
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[Rat Boy]

Non sequiter post!

I want to thank my parents for making my transition into my 30s as smooth and as fun as possible. You guys rock!!!!!

 

[LeadHead]

Kirk: The Geth! They're coming in!
Spock: I knew I shouldn't have let you stay up all night playing Mass Effect 2.

 

[M'Sharak]

Happy Birthday, Rat Boy.

 

[Yeoman Randi]

Non sequiter post!

I want to thank my parents for making my transition into my 30s as smooth and as fun as possible. You guys rock!!!!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY RATBOY! Um, should we now call you RATMAN??

and thank you for taking over Joe's contests while he is going through his catbags....