TOS Caption Contest #159: Just Another Day at the Office

[Redfern]

I had an idea for a visual, but I'm stumped for a caption.
I'll leave it to you ladies and gentlemen.

Sincerely,

Bill

 

[Drob]

I had an idea for a visual, but I'm stumped for a caption.
I'll leave it to you ladies and gentlemen.

Sincerely,

Bill

Seeing as Joe/Shatmandu is away

Blue Ball Dalek: "Ejecu-late!"

Sincerely, Bob

 

[Drob]

Spock: "NOT A SHAT - SEND IT BACK!"
Bones: "How could he mistake a bowl of soup for a SHAT?"
Kirk: "Have you seen his haircut?"

 

[Captain Crow]

Dalek: Talk to the plunger bitch!

 

[UssGlenn]

She's gone from suck to blow!

 

[Maurice]

SPOCK (off camera): Rejecting my paint selection for your cabin is ILLOGICAL!!!!
<door whooshes shut>

SPOCK: Coming back to my cabin to see my etchings is perfectly logical.
NOMAD: ER-ROR! ER-ROR! FAULTY! FAAAULTY!

 

[Nerys Myk]

DALEK: EX-FO-LI-ATE

MCCOY: I warned her about that bad skin.

 

[Captain Crow]

McCoy: Jim, as you can see we're still having a few teething problems with the robotic breast pump.

Nomad: I hope my wife Dotty Dalek doesn't find out I've been bumping uglies with one of your ship's nurse units.

[at that very moment near Sickbay]

Dotty Dalek: How dare you fuck my Manbot bitch! I'm going to cave your skanky ass head in!

 

[Nerys Myk]

KIRK:Can you help her? You're a Do...

MCCOY: Ixnay on the octorday!

 

[Captain Crow]

Kirk: Was is that thing attacking Nurse Chapel, Bones?

McCoy: It a Dalek that goes by the name Caan.

Kirk: Khan? KHAAAAAAAAN!!!!

Dalek Caan: No stupid it's Caan, not Khan.

Kirk: Oh sorry, my bad.

 

[Vassa]

Kirk: That time of the decade?
McCoy: Isn't it amazing how fast time flies?
Kirk: Soup bowls too, apparently.

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk: "I'm getting sick of all these robots draining my crew's brains."

 

[Diesel Micky Dolenz]

Kirk: "I suppose 'clean-up the mess on deck 12' wasn't specific enough."

 

[Yeoman Randi]

In an effort to get more involved in the dating pool, Chapel decided to take the plunge.

*crickets*

 

[Yeoman Randi]

Chapel would go to great lengths when she was out of Orbit.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kw03nalTAMQ&feature=related

 

[M'Sharak]

"AS-PHYX-I-AAATE!!"

 

[Nerys Myk]

KIRK: Get a room!

 

[jep]

Ghetto Spock: "Damn homie, yo grills is off da hook!"


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[jep]

KIRK: "Dude.... you're using the attachment for men on her!!! Use the other one!!!!"


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[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Kirk: "I suppose 'clean-up the mess on deck 12' wasn't specific enough."

Dalek: Blonde nurse considered to be a mess. Exterminate. Exterminate.
McCoy: He's got you there, Jim.