Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie to split?

[Candlelight]

http://www.stuff.co.nz/entertainment/celebrities/3257871/Brad-Pitt-Angelina-to-split-report

Reports suggest Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have visited divorce lawyers to help them separate, but other sources say the couple are "fine".
The pair - who aren't married, but have been dating since 2004 and raise six children together - are believed to have signed legal documents earlier this month with the plan to split up in the near future.
The legal document will reportedly see their $330 million fortune halved in two, while the pair will have joint custody of their kids.
A source told the News of the World newspaper: "The document was signed in early January. Both Brad and Angelina had signed it. The contract was like a tailor-made version of a pre-nuptial agreement except for an unmarried couple's split.
"It seemed clear they want the world to know they'll both play a part in the upbringing of the children. But Angelina will actually be the one who lives with them full-time."

But... but who will raise the children of Africa now? Madonna can't take much more, surely...?

 

[Marc]

Nope

Think the News of The World (who originated the story) has been paying too much attention to the gossip magazines of which was out this week claiming they'd split

Then again given it's history and ownership it's not surprising. Not the first time a Murdoch paper has put out completely bogus stories on the newswire (The Sun put out story making claims about Michael Jackon's autopsy which were immediately denied by the L.A County Coroner). The paper also have a history for this sort of thing resulting in a number of lawsuits.

Sources close to Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie say there is no truth to rumours that the celebrity superstar couple has split.
The story claiming Pitt and Jolie had broken up first appeared in the British newspaper News Of The World on Sunday and was quickly picked up by international websites.

http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2010/01/25/2800096.htm?section=justin

 

[Alpha Romeo]

Who cares?? There are much more important things in this world.

 

[Captain Ice]

Who gives a damn?

 

[Marc]

Who gives a damn?

the stupid people who buy magazines full of ads, half-truths and blatant lies?

 

[TheBrew]

[To the Tune of Beetoven's 5th]

No-bo-dy cares!
No-bo-dy cares!
Nobody cares!Nobody cares!Nobody cares!
Nobody cares!Nobody cares!Nobody cares!
No-bo-dy cares!

 

[Kestra]

That would be unfortunate for the children, although if the relationship is bad, sometimes it's better when the parents separate.

 

[Red Ranger]

[To the Tune of Beetoven's 5th]

No-bo-dy cares!
No-bo-dy cares!
Nobody cares!Nobody cares!Nobody cares!
Nobody cares!Nobody cares!Nobody cares!
No-bo-dy cares!

Sounds familiar. I think I saw an ad where they said, "Nobody's home," over and over, to the same tune!

 

[TheBrew]

[To the Tune of Beetoven's 5th]

No-bo-dy cares!
No-bo-dy cares!
Nobody cares!Nobody cares!Nobody cares!
Nobody cares!Nobody cares!Nobody cares!
No-bo-dy cares!

Sounds familiar. I think I saw an ad where they said, "Nobody's home," over and over, to the same tune!

I actually got it from a Futurama commentary. Not sure which episode it was, but John DiMaggio was hilarious singing that.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Perhaps their handlers have decided that their pre-planned, pre-scripted relationship is due to end.

 

[TheLonelySquire]

http://www.stuff.co.nz/entertainment/celebrities/3257871/Brad-Pitt-Angelina-to-split-report

Reports suggest Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have visited divorce lawyers to help them separate, but other sources say the couple are "fine".
The pair - who aren't married, but have been dating since 2004 and raise six children together - are believed to have signed legal documents earlier this month with the plan to split up in the near future.
The legal document will reportedly see their $330 million fortune halved in two, while the pair will have joint custody of their kids.
A source told the News of the World newspaper: "The document was signed in early January. Both Brad and Angelina had signed it. The contract was like a tailor-made version of a pre-nuptial agreement except for an unmarried couple's split.
"It seemed clear they want the world to know they'll both play a part in the upbringing of the children. But Angelina will actually be the one who lives with them full-time."

But... but who will raise the children of Africa now? Madonna can't take much more, surely...?

Sean Penn, as soon as he gets done sobbing!

 

[Trekker4747]

Dammit! I used up the last of my give-a-damn today when a coworker's sister-and-law died. Oh well.