Movie Caption Contest #128: Beware Romulans Baring Gifts
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Nanclus: This is how bad I am at being a criminal, I'm being arrested by a Doctor.
Dina Meyer: This costume is so comfy, I hope they let me keep it.
Rick Berman: And that's a wrap, hand over the costumes, we're gonna use them on Enterprise.
Dina Meyer: But that show is 200 years in the past.
Rick Berman: Shut up.
Tal'aura: And now the gangbang shall commence!
Romulan officer: Um...whut?!
It's been such a busy time since we came back to work I keep forgetting to come in here!
Kelley: "I hate Star Trek conventions. Really do"
McCain: "This is the Republican convention. You want next door"
Kelley: "Oh... er, thanks-"
McCain: "Sarah, stop putting a slug in that man's ear!!"
Kelley: "??"
"Even numbered movies can't fail... MY ASS!!"
Kelley: "I hate Star Trek conventions. Really do"
McCain: "This is the Republican convention. You want next door"
Kelley: "Oh... er, thanks-"
McCain: "Sarah, stop putting a slug in that man's ear!!"
Kelley: "??"
"Even numbered movies can't fail... MY ASS!!"
Scotty: "Has that bastard Kirk saved the universe yet? I need to shit like a goat in a laxative factory."
Tal'ura: "This inquiry will not end until I discover who ate my Twix Bar."
Nanclus: This is how bad I am at being a criminal, I'm being arrested by a Doctor.
McCoy: "At least you didn't get killed by an obese Scotsman."
Scotty: "I can hear you, you know!"
Nanclus: This is how bad I am at being a criminal, I'm being arrested by a Doctor.
McCoy: "At least you didn't get killed by an obese Scotsman."
Scotty: "I can hear you, you know!"
Colonel West: So can I. I'm not dead. I'm getting better! I feel Happy! I Feel-
(Scotty Shots West Again)
^^^
De Kelley (whispering): Is it just me, or is this the ugliest group of extras you've ever seen?
Romulans, singing: Tradition! Tradition!! TRADITIOOOOON TRADITION!
NANCLUS:Maybe this is the worst possible time to ask this...but...
Are those Bugle Boy Starfleet dress slacks you're wearing?
Forgive us, Praetor Shinzon...but...
We cannot seem to understand the concept and design of this..."circle jerk" thing...you learned from the Earthmen.
NANCLUS: "But.. but how did you even spot me?"
KELLEY: "World's tallest man at the back of the room"
NANCLUS:I am your prisoner, Doctor.
McCOY:Good. Now drop the pants and bend over.
It's "prostate exam time," you pointy-eared balding bitch.
SHINZON(from his ship): I have hidden one of the Earthmens' ancient Mercury-head dimes somewhere inside the Senate chamber. The first officer to find it...
Does NOT get executed by firing squad.
Donatra: Praetor, would it not make more sense to keep our apps on hand-held devices, rather than on our jackets? Tap Tap Revenge keeps ending up in that spot on my back that I cannot reach no matter how hard I try."
NANCLUS: I am not only the President of the Romulus Hair Club for Centurions...
I am...sadly...also a client.
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