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Garm Bel Iblis

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I'm at a brick wall here and need some ideas. I am SICK TO DEATH of reading the status updates on face book like.

"99% of you won't repost this, but if you like jelly on your toast, repost this!"

What's something I can post on my status to make fun of these idiots? I can't think of anything mean\funny enough.
 
I saw one that a bunch of my friends put up a few weeks ago making fun of all those "awareness" updates.

Please put this on your status if you know or or are related to someone who is an idiot. Idiots affect the lives of many. There is still no known cure for stupidity, but we can raise awareness ... 93% won't Copy and Paste this, many because they're too stupid to know how to copy and paste. Will YOU make this your status for at least one hour??
 
Last night one of my friends was using his status updates as a commentary on the Golden Globes. My newsfeed read like a live comment thread here. I just hid his feed. Really, that's all you need to do to take care of those people....Block them for a bit, then check on them a week or so later.
 
Last night one of my friends was using his status updates as a commentary on the Golden Globes. My newsfeed read like a live comment thread here. I just hid his feed. Really, that's all you need to do to take care of those people....Block them for a bit, then check on them a week or so later.

That's all well and good but I want to make fun ofthem.
 
I would argue that if you can't come up with a way to insult them on your own that you don't deserve to be doing so.
 
I'm at a brick wall here and need some ideas. I am SICK TO DEATH of reading the status updates on face book like.

"99% of you won't repost this, but if you like jelly on your toast, repost this!"

What's something I can post on my status to make fun of these idiots? I can't think of anything mean\funny enough.
You need better friends. And a bigger boat.
 
Last night one of my friends was using his status updates as a commentary on the Golden Globes. My newsfeed read like a live comment thread here. I just hid his feed. Really, that's all you need to do to take care of those people....Block them for a bit, then check on them a week or so later.

That's all well and good but I want to make fun ofthem.

Oh, well, I did the idiots post myself...Hmmm...I still say hide them from you feed while @ the same time making fun of them. That way,they'll have to comment on your status.

Alternatively, you could create one of those pages like this:

Watching People's Lives Fall Apart...

Just dedicate yours to the "Copy this" people.
 
What was up with that "I _____ because I ______" thing? I never got that one.

It came from a note that circulated about a year ago. (It comes back from the undead every few months.) It has something to do with your birthday, favorite color, etc. You plug it in like a formula. There's a key somewhere, but I'm too lazy to google it.
 
^you don't post stupid things...you post quotes from the GaGa and that makes you mighty ;)
 
I want the keeeeeeeeyyyy.
Well, since you whined so politely, here you go. :bolian:
Pick the month you were born:
January-------I kicked
February------I loved
March--------I karate chopped
April----------I licked
May----------I jumped on
June----------I smelled
July-----------I did the Macarena With
August--------I had lunch with
September----I danced with
October-------I sang to
November-----I yelled at
December-----I ran over

Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1-------a birdbath
2-------a monster
3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------a snowman
6-------a gangster
7-------my mobile phone
8-------my dog
9-------my best friends' boyfriend
10-------my neighbour
11-------my science teacher
12-------a banana
13-------a fireman
14-------a stuffed animal
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------your mom
18-------a spoon
19------ - a smurf
20-------a baseball bat
21-------a ninja
22-------Chuck Norris
23-------a noodle
24-------a squirrel
25-------a football player
26-------my sister
27-------my brother
28-------an iPod
29-------a surfer
30-------a homeless guy
31-------a llama

What is the last number of the year you were born:
1--------- In my car
2 --------- On your car
3 ----------- In a hole
4 ----------- Under your bed
5 ----------- Riding a Motorcycle
6 --------- sliding down a hill
7 --------- in an elevator
8---------- at the dinner table
9 -------- In line at the bank
0 -------- in your bathroom

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White---------because I'm cool like that
Black---------because that's how I roll.
Pink-----------because I'm NOT crazy.
Red-----------because the voices told me to.
Blue-----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want
Green---------because I think I need some serious help.
Purple---------because I'm AWESOME!
Gray----------because Big Bird said to and he's my leader.
Yellow--------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange--------because my family thinks I'm stupid anyway.
Brown---------because I can.
Other----------because I'm a Ninja!
None----------because I can't control myself!

So I suppose I must confess: I karate chopped my science teacher on your car because the voices told me to.
 
I had lunch with my dog riding a Motorcycle because I can.

Meh. Mine are always so boring. It sounds almost normal.
 
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