Who'd you choose as your bodyguard

[MDMart]

I am just watching DS9 though yet again, and I watched the episode where Quark becomes the Grand Nagus (for a while), and somebody (forgot his name) comes up and says that he'll protect Quark.
Well, that got me wondering, who, from all of Star Trek (except for those with "super powers", like Q), to choose as one's bodyguard.
Well, who'd you pick?

I personally would pick Gerek (DS9), I've always liked that character a lot, and I honestly think, that he'd be the best to protect you from assassins n stuff.
At the same time, I'm sure that he'd be one of the best assassins himself

 

[sbk1234]

I'd have to go with Data. He's got the extreme strength, plus he'd be able to protect me 24, 7 since he wouldn't have to sleep.

 

[Truth_Seeker]

T'Pol!

She has martial arts training and likes to explore human sexuality!

 

[You_Guyz]

Seven of Nine

 

[Caliburn24]

Morn, because patience is the most important trait in a bodyguard. And I know he can sit in one place and be alert for long periods of time.

 

[Rush Limborg]

Luther Sloan.

He has a talent for being twenty steps ahead--not to mention infinite resources....

 

[DevilEyes]

Spock. Great strength, great fighting skills, great neck-pinching, and he's intelligent and logical as well as loyal. Besides, I'd be nice having him around.

 

[captcalhoun]

Worf, Son of Mogh

 

[Anika Hanson]

Worf

 

[drychlick]

worf by far

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Captain Robau.

 

[MDMart]

Morn, because patience is the most important trait in a bodyguard. And I know he can sit in one place and be alert for long periods of time.

Good point, also, he DID avoid three people trying to kill him n all that

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Oh yea, Worf, he'd prolly do pretty good as well

 

[CoveTom]

Data. The one character who exceeds Worf in strength, stamina and reflexes.

 

[The Wormhole]

Odo. With shapeshifitng abilities, he could hide in plain sight.

 

[Sector 7]

Data... if he comes with a mute button.

 

[Plomeek Broth]

Seven of Nine. She would play the Kevin Costner role and I would be Whitney Houston.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

I personally would pick Gerek (DS9), I've always liked that character a lot, and I honestly think, that he'd be the best to protect you from assassins n stuff.
At the same time, I'm sure that he'd be one of the best assassins himself

The trouble with Garak is that he can't be trusted. How do you know he wouldn't turn on you as soon as it suited him?

 

[Joel_Kirk]

I am just watching DS9 though yet again, and I watched the episode where Quark becomes the Grand Nagus (for a while), and somebody (forgot his name) comes up and says that he'll protect Quark.
Well, that got me wondering, who, from all of Star Trek (except for those with "super powers", like Q), to choose as one's bodyguard.
Well, who'd you pick?

I personally would pick Gerek (DS9), I've always liked that character a lot, and I honestly think, that he'd be the best to protect you from assassins n stuff.
At the same time, I'm sure that he'd be one of the best assassins himself

Hmmm, who would I choose to guard my body...?

*Jadzia Dax
*Ezri Dax
*Uhura (both versions; they can take turns...rotate shifts, or something like that)
*Tasha Yar
*T'Pol
*Hoshi Sato
*Yeoman Martha Landon
*Yeoman Tamura
*Shana
*Helen Noel
*Marla McGivers (Oh, scratch that...she's guarding, or was--depending on how you look at it--guarding Khan's body)...
*Captain Erika Hernandez, Caeliar-enhanced...
*Major Kira, wearing the Intendant uniform...

*sigh*

Oooo, I have an army now...!

 

[Kai Winn]

I personally would pick Gerek (DS9), I've always liked that character a lot, and I honestly think, that he'd be the best to protect you from assassins n stuff.
At the same time, I'm sure that he'd be one of the best assassins himself

yeah, but ask q2 to remove his vocal cords. the guy blathers more than neelix. what about an emergency bodyguard hologramm? beats data's abilities, and comes in any shape you want.

 

[NickInABox]

Sulu would fuck shit up.

Old Sulu, that is. He was badass.