TOS Caption Contest #156: Three Kirks, One Smirk

[scottydog]

 

[Gepard]

[Long sniffing sound]

"Mmm. Dry-erase..."

 

[A beaker full of death]

Shatner: Have you ever seen such cruelty?

 

[johcomp]

Thanx for the win, Joe & ScottyClaus!

Dr Conetits: Make suggestions about me shaving again then, Fuckhead, I dare you!!!

 

[scottydog]

 

[Yeoman Randi]

OMG these are all hilarious! You guys are KILLING ME!!!!!

 

[Shatmandu]

Noel: "It's okay: my boobs aren't really pointy."

 

[scottydog]

Kirk: "Finally rid of this thing."

 

[Mistral]

Noel: "It's called MTV, Jim. Just try to relax and enjoy it."

Kirk: "I am trying-but this 'Union of the Snake' video is freaking me out!"

(a little something for the 80s Generation )

 

[Mistral]

Kirk: "This is good, but I'm almost out. I'm gonna have to see Carl Spock about another eight-ball."

 

[Mistral]

Shatner: "Aint no big. I've still got TJ Hooker and Denny Crane to go!"

 

[Shatmandu]

Noel: "You appreciate and enjoy when a woman pulls a Dutch Oven on you."

Noel: "You feel it is rude to only look at yourself in the mirror when we have sex."

Noel: "When your shirt is too small, you get a new one."

 

[Nerys Myk]

KIRK: No one will notice if I open just one.

 

[Shatmandu]

Noel: "You do not think Rock You Like A Hurricane is a love song. You do not refer to sex as 'Mommy-time'. You do not hit on my friends and then say you were possessed by an alien. You do not claim getting anal is in the Prime Directive. You do not think there is a superbeing named Q who visits yearly and puts you in strange predicaments."

 

[Shatmandu]

Kirk: "Hope Victoria can keep a Secret."

 

[Alrik]

Noel: "I didn't know that when the Viagra kicked in, everything would go stiff."

 

[Alrik]

Noel: "Want fries wid dat?"

 

[Alrik]

Noel: "Um, sir. I don't think that Super Sizing your Value Meal woud be a particularly good idea."

 

[Nerys Myk]

NOEL: Loosen up Jimmy. Sex with a real live girl will be fun.

 

[Isis]

Noel: "You see? I'm right. And the Children Shall Lead really is a dreadful episode."